Lele
@lelequelindo.bsky.social
I collect horror score vinyl. Screenwriter wannabe. Also an immigration attorney, so every bit of news lately gives me anxiety (Hence the horror-watching escapism)
Every end of winter when it gets warm again I mourn certain winter clothes. It’s this Kenneth Cole coat this year :(
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every end of winter when it gets warm again I mourn certain winter clothes. It’s this Kenneth Cole coat this year :(
*Jennifer Coolidge voice* my back hurts
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
*Jennifer Coolidge voice* my back hurts
Hate when I’m trying to work or write and late 70s/early 80s Jane Fonda is on a TV distracting me
February 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Hate when I’m trying to work or write and late 70s/early 80s Jane Fonda is on a TV distracting me
Me arguing with table of people last night that it should be “monobrow,” not “unibrow”:
December 3, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Me arguing with table of people last night that it should be “monobrow,” not “unibrow”:
Fitness level: hurt my shoulder blade taking this pic
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Fitness level: hurt my shoulder blade taking this pic
I’m at my writing spot sitting next to an obvious first date, and the dude just told the girl, “No, I’m not a violent guy. I mean, I’ve been in fights before though.” The fights, probably:
November 30, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I’m at my writing spot sitting next to an obvious first date, and the dude just told the girl, “No, I’m not a violent guy. I mean, I’ve been in fights before though.” The fights, probably:
My favorite recovery in a horror movie (Chopping Mall, 1986)
November 29, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My favorite recovery in a horror movie (Chopping Mall, 1986)
I’m thankful for my my ability to play ping pong in my Noob Saibot helmet
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I’m thankful for my my ability to play ping pong in my Noob Saibot helmet
Thanksgiving is about what you do mindlessly while watching football. For instance, I am currently stuffing candy into this piñata
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Thanksgiving is about what you do mindlessly while watching football. For instance, I am currently stuffing candy into this piñata
Getting old is having to stretch my back out in between each workout
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Getting old is having to stretch my back out in between each workout
My family fantasy football league gives these out every week to the lowest scoring team. Yep that’s a toilet. Jokes on them - I’m gonna take it to the pawn shop and tell them it belonged to Odell Beckham (cause he has a poop fetish)
November 26, 2024 at 3:07 PM
My family fantasy football league gives these out every week to the lowest scoring team. Yep that’s a toilet. Jokes on them - I’m gonna take it to the pawn shop and tell them it belonged to Odell Beckham (cause he has a poop fetish)
House on the Edge of the Park (1980). lol
November 26, 2024 at 5:07 AM
House on the Edge of the Park (1980). lol
I heard this lady won the academy award that year. What year? I don’t know. You calling me a liar?
November 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I heard this lady won the academy award that year. What year? I don’t know. You calling me a liar?
*has in my head that part of the gummy bear song where the tune shifts into a new key*
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
*has in my head that part of the gummy bear song where the tune shifts into a new key*
I accidentally deleted this shameless post earlier. Not to be confused with having shame and deleting
November 23, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I accidentally deleted this shameless post earlier. Not to be confused with having shame and deleting
Rolling up on Bluesky with the types of posts your ppl liked on the other app is like:
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Rolling up on Bluesky with the types of posts your ppl liked on the other app is like:
Good morning here’s some feel good reading
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Good morning here’s some feel good reading
This part always cracks me up the way those kids in the back were just doing their normal thing
November 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
This part always cracks me up the way those kids in the back were just doing their normal thing
Forgot to snag my favorite tweet before I left that app
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Forgot to snag my favorite tweet before I left that app
I think I found the zodiac killer
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I think I found the zodiac killer
Another one bites the dust. Eek
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Another one bites the dust. Eek
The thing about being an immigration attorney working remote is that you’ll be messaging with distinguished international researchers/scientists all day with your hair looking like this
November 19, 2024 at 5:58 PM
The thing about being an immigration attorney working remote is that you’ll be messaging with distinguished international researchers/scientists all day with your hair looking like this
Oops he’s a light sleeper
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Oops he’s a light sleeper