Doesn’t even matter that I’m not private here, just doesn’t seem to be much going on. Posting ain’t what it used to be.

My problem is I want a private account but I also want attention from strangers

Especially scary that she and the other local politicians/staffers/candidates charged in this instance were charged a month after said “incident” in which none of them even got arrested

Landlord emailed to say he was replacing our dishwasher. Got excited. Turns out it was for a different apartment. So it goes.

🤯

Now it’s 600 points for a fucking regular coffee. Spending $50 and getting a $7 cold brew for free is insanely better than spending $60 and getting a $3 hot coffee. Now you gotta spend almost $100 for a free cold brew??? Please.

Bovino says he can get that to the court by Friday.

Reports about future uses of force and body-worn camera footage must be submitted to the court within 24 hours.

Ellis orders Bovino to report to her in person *EVERY DAY* at 4:30 p.m. to recap the events of the day.

Laughter erupts.

We just don’t name people Arloa these days.

I listened to it repeatedly for a solid 5-6 years and then one day stopped and I forgot I know every single word to that shit