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Leland Sage
@lelandsage.bsky.social
Heavy metal, wandering paths, observing nature, playing music, martial arts, and terrible puns

Between the mountains and ocean in NC
Pinned
The human race is filled with mistakes and errors but heavy metal is not one of them.
Drinking squirt straight from the lips of this can.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Using Spotify? That’s not kvlt you poser.
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I saw this so now you have to as well.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The brutal truth of this life.
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
On a personal level 2025 has been a bit rough and unpredictable. This month is no exception but I’m trying to keep my chin up for the end of this year.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Morning.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In my house Fleshgod Apocalypse is christmas music.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I accidentally elbowed one of my fellow students in the teeth during knife attack drills and it cut open the skin on my elbow. Fortunately he was okay and made him laugh when I said “Glad you are okay. Skin grows back, teeth do not.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
More filthy death metal to rattle my skull.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
At the beginning of this year I officially retired from being a hottie and shifted into being an eccentric old man aging like a fine malört.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I bought my wife a dinosaur themed advent calendar and she woke up early this morning to open the first day with me. It was a Liopleurodon.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ripping melodic death metal apropos for today.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Consuming my pre workout (reading the news) before pumping some iron.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Busta Rhymes and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover movie when?
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
HAPPY TANKSGIVING

(war metal starts playing)
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Festive lighting for this holiday season.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Last weekend we put up the tree and snow village and today we finished putting up all the outside decorations for saturnalia.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh to be a tardigrade living in a cozy moss bed.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This heavy metal album is never mentioned or discussed and that should change because it rules.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thought I heard raw black metal playing but realized it was just a toilet flushing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Spent two years growing my hair to be business in the front and party in the back.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There is a severe lack of discussion regarding diarrhea blast beats and this should be remedied.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Time to unwind with some filthy death metal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Typical Nile fan possessing this knowledge.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm thankful that Abraham Lincoln declared Thanksgiving an official public holiday in 1863 so that I have a 4-day weekend every year.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM