Ahh yes I remember google plus

Today I met another Leih'li Mewrilah in FFXIV. My entire brand crumbled to ash in a moment. Or something.

It was this, but while wiping Alexander Prime because we forgot to tank LB.

What if you
Wanted to use Carrd with your new super cool domain name
But browser said

why is it called From Soft when all the game is From Hard

My googles in plus, you made the website invite only

I wear polos to work on the off chance I show up and there's a bunch of dudes with horses there to play a sport that nobody knows anything about

DNS stands for

Do
Not
Spend $50 on a Liechtenstein domain extension

After about 15 minutes of searching for memes, I have determined that bsky users really enjoy posting pictures of themselves wearing an amount of clothing that is not appropriate in workplace environments.

Some social media platforms: "We will use generic terms like 'post', 'follow', and 'like' because they are easily intelligible despite not contributing to our branding in any way."

The users: "ooawwww doot my pinkies jimbo"

"Hoo hoo, I'm an UNHINGED INTERNET TRASH GROBLIN, now you will drown in HORRIBLE CURSED CONTENT!"

*Posts a slight excess of memes that are for the most part inoffensive, just strange and not actually that funny*

was gonna make a joke about a platform called redsky where I could become a moderator of insular communities and then edit my posts to say "thanks for the gold kind stranger"

but I googled and it turns out redsky is an insurance company or cyber security firm or 3rd party D&D 5e supplement

If you want to simulate my existence it's pretty easy.

Step 1: Ask someone to explain something to you.

Step 2: Don't look at them.

Step 3: Loop the first 8 seconds of this video at max volume through your headphones.

Step 4: Attempt to pick up any of what they're saying.

Flexible work schedule, AKA "show up when you want as long as you get 8 hours," is a powerful tool that enables me to trade any actual free time in the evening for half-awake discord scrolling in the morning.

What's the most money you ever spent on a gag

i never really used twitter how do i find my friends list

what do you mean theres not a

jimmy what is a mutual

what does that mean

Roses are red
or orange
or yellow
or purple
frankly very few of them are red
at your local lowe's

this is not a poem

how do i domain name on the wifi ask jeeves dot com

Investing in this real estate on the off chance it doesn't become the google + of twitter