This grandpa in the gym just shampoo'd his hair and face with the same soap and then, whilst still soapy and eyes mostly closed, started brushing his teeth. Wild.

My mind often goes back to a night where an American woman got angry at me for describing another guy as a "race traitor". She, however, missed the context where that guy said he, in the event of aliens coming to earth, would say he was loyal to them and would help them eradicate others.

Happy Chinese New Year, bluesky buddies. Hope the snake is kind to you all.

I'm going to Beijing for Christmas and like, I feel so naughty? I haven't even told Santa that I won't be home.

Someone asked me if I could explain the raw milk craze in America. I couldn't. I did, however get to rant about the number of people who think piss is some kind of magical elixir and how that is absolutely staggering.

I miss Skrillex.

My question is; as a teacher AND a writer at what point does shoveling coffee like fuel on one of those old school locomotives become a problem and how do I ignore that problem without drawing attention to myself?

I had wanted something something more poetic to yell into the Blue Sky for my first post. But I'll settle for bland. Hello. I'm writing now shush.