Leigh Harlen (Birch)
@leighharlen.bsky.social
Horror writer living on Duwamish land/Seattle, crocheter, and autistic queer trans nonbinary goblin prince. Novellas: A Feast for Flies and Queens of Noise. Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc.
leighharlen.com
https://findyourfamiliar.bigcartel.com/
leighharlen.com
https://findyourfamiliar.bigcartel.com/
That's right, I'm talking about you on the internets
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That's right, I'm talking about you on the internets
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
oooo I've got some real goblin pigeons for you. they all lived in dublin, not sure why dublin has such a glorious goblin population but I love it
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
oooo I've got some real goblin pigeons for you. they all lived in dublin, not sure why dublin has such a glorious goblin population but I love it
Polaris isn't excited about monday either
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Polaris isn't excited about monday either
that little lip curl 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
that little lip curl 🥹
That is not coming home with us, sir.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That is not coming home with us, sir.
Yarn + pets is peak wholesome and cozy
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Yarn + pets is peak wholesome and cozy
Perhaps more understated than some, and disappointingly few people got it, but I was pretty proud of Polaris's costume this year
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Perhaps more understated than some, and disappointingly few people got it, but I was pretty proud of Polaris's costume this year
Sure squeaky toys are great, but have you considered just removing the squeaker and going feral on it like a fox hunting lemmings?
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sure squeaky toys are great, but have you considered just removing the squeaker and going feral on it like a fox hunting lemmings?
I guess he's just going to sit in the rain in the middle of am empty field until I find him a dog to play with. I tried to explain to him about 2pm on a Monday but he was having none of it.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I guess he's just going to sit in the rain in the middle of am empty field until I find him a dog to play with. I tried to explain to him about 2pm on a Monday but he was having none of it.
I learn a lot about ppl's backstory by their response to Polaris's name. In order of commonality:
1. What's that?
2. Like the north star? Yes.
3. Like the comic book character? No.
4. Like the snow machine? No, but hi fellow Michiganders etc!
5. Like the submarine? No, but that's a new one!
1. What's that?
2. Like the north star? Yes.
3. Like the comic book character? No.
4. Like the snow machine? No, but hi fellow Michiganders etc!
5. Like the submarine? No, but that's a new one!
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I learn a lot about ppl's backstory by their response to Polaris's name. In order of commonality:
1. What's that?
2. Like the north star? Yes.
3. Like the comic book character? No.
4. Like the snow machine? No, but hi fellow Michiganders etc!
5. Like the submarine? No, but that's a new one!
1. What's that?
2. Like the north star? Yes.
3. Like the comic book character? No.
4. Like the snow machine? No, but hi fellow Michiganders etc!
5. Like the submarine? No, but that's a new one!
they do look so much alike! and he is definitely a couch-claiming prodigy. not even two and so adept. even as a wee baby puppy he had skills
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
they do look so much alike! and he is definitely a couch-claiming prodigy. not even two and so adept. even as a wee baby puppy he had skills
Polaris recommends doing several biiiiig stretches and ACCIDENTALLY kicking her in the ribs until she takes the hint and moves
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Polaris recommends doing several biiiiig stretches and ACCIDENTALLY kicking her in the ribs until she takes the hint and moves
Much like Missy Elliott, Polaris can't stand the rain.
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Much like Missy Elliott, Polaris can't stand the rain.
they were little puppies together so Polaris's friend remains really mad that Polaris is big enough to just lay down on top of him when they wrestle
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
they were little puppies together so Polaris's friend remains really mad that Polaris is big enough to just lay down on top of him when they wrestle
That's their favorite game. Well, it's Polaris's favorite game because he's got more than 20 lbs on his friend so he always wins
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
That's their favorite game. Well, it's Polaris's favorite game because he's got more than 20 lbs on his friend so he always wins
Polaris's muppet friend came by for a visit
(sound on for some very silly noises)
(sound on for some very silly noises)
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Polaris's muppet friend came by for a visit
(sound on for some very silly noises)
(sound on for some very silly noises)
I also got a skull and cross bones tattoo when I was younger, put me in the senate
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I also got a skull and cross bones tattoo when I was younger, put me in the senate
My poor boy got stung by a wasp and now he's on all the sleepy drugs
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My poor boy got stung by a wasp and now he's on all the sleepy drugs
I loves this weirdo
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I loves this weirdo
