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can the no true scotsman thing fuck out of leftism pls.
tired of the various meanings of every flavor of not-rightwing flipping according to individual interpretation, folks bitching about who counts as what and label this label that ffs will you just knock it off.
August 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i wonder how few of the dudes loudly insisting women can't orgasm will ever realize that they're just broadcasting to other singles that they're a lousy choice because they're 1. stubbornly disinterested in listening to their partner 2. take personal offense to the idea of learning to hump properly
August 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
seeing tall the huge protests is a good reminder, more people have hearts than it might seem.
but it also makes me really angry to imagine how much more effective they'd be if we had them under a blue govt. dems would've been much easier to cow into compliance without exacerbating the torment nexus.
July 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
cavemen stereotypes are so willfully stupid, and dismissive of the variety in early history. everyone wasn't just huddling around as exaggeratedly dumb animals til some magical poof turned them into recognizeable humans. people, regardless of which flavor of hominid, have always had unique cultures.
July 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
one of my nextwall neighbors, who i've never seen in person, managed to become the highlander equivalent of a sleep paralysis demon. unfortunately i don't think i can ever congratulate him on his cryptid status because while i now find it funny, that would probably sound mean coming from a stranger.
July 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
an apology we're never going to get: gillette inventing and pushing body hair standards on women so hard that misogynists today are convinced that afab naturally have completely hairless bodies, apparently too dumb to wonder what women are doing with all the hair removal tools marketed to them.
July 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
last time pride orgs partnered with and marched physically among+inside of the protests, but LGBTQ+ protesters 'didn't count' because of pride month.
today is the anniversary of stonewall. i can already smell the excuses.
wonder what they'll pretend the reason is after they run out of june to blame.
June 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
imo getting worked up about the term "pregnant people" is as pedophilic as it is transphobic because some pregnant people are minors,
and Zero amount of reproductive functionality makes it appropriate to ever refer to minors as grown ass women.
June 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
there are so many genocides going on right now. some are new and flashy and in your face. some are old and now blasting up the screen. some are old and have been overshadowed, enacted in imaginative ways out back, pointedly evading public attention(and thus care and intervention) for so long.
June 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i generally don't appreciate people zooming any type of vehicle up behind me on the sidewalk. but if they're going to zip on past right after i've farted, the usual annoyance for it magically disappears.
congratulations. you've cropdusted yourself.
June 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
do christians find it supportive or derogatory when people who generally have nothing nice to say about christianity outwardly acknowledge it when christians do things that go against their negative impressions of the religion? is there a consensus on how, when, or if such a response is appropriate?
June 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
what is it with the whining at queerfolk about some uber unfairness of not having straight pride events
LGBT+ has pride events because *they organize them*. what, do you want queerfolk to organize YOUR events for you or something? the gays aren't your fuckin nannies
June 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
if i blow money on a type of product so famous for being something that goes on as a liquid and then dries into a solid that this behavior is practically a part of its definition, and find out after that the makers have designed theirs in particular to NOT dry, excuse me that's fucken rude.
May 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
friggin 'fitness' trend telling people to strap weights to their ankles for workouts
how about instead ask anyone who works in steeltoes how their feet and leg joints feel by the end of each week. while minding that pain stops rewinding the older you get.
getting people hyped to hurt themselves jfc
May 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
holy crap bonfire is despicable.
it's not enough to leave meager scraps of the funds for charity shops towards the actual orgs hosting them, but they take a chunk out of any extra plain donation added at the time of order to boot.
charities might need help finding sales hosts with a moral code.
May 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
there is currently a convicted animal torturer / child molester loose in seattle. might recommend taking extra care to keep both indoors
komonews.com/news/local/n...
in case imgur's unwaver isn't also on bluesky to already spread it.. sorry but i have no idea what tags to apply to this sort of thing
May 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
how annoying would it be if someone were to consistently spell "therapy" as "theraqy"?
this isn't a threat, i would find that way too annoying to do it personally. but would annoyance be the standard general response to such a thing, i guess is what i'm asking?
May 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i hate the brag of being able to mix 'sky blue'.
besides the only painter i've met who bragged about that being an emotionally abusive relative, that is not *the* color of the sky. it's the most popularly favored of its colors to humans.
paint the sky whatever color you want. it's been all of them.
April 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
can all the founders and ceos of turbotax go explore a deepsea cave system together or something. i want them to be slapped by fish. the fish wouldn't understand the meaning of their own actions, but they would be carrying out the universe's karma.
April 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
don't wait til the 15th to file your taxes.
it's not a good idea in general, but specifically mentioning it because one of the filing methods has a dysfunctional app attached to it with ineffectual support options that may waste your time. plan ahead and remember there's more than one way to file.
April 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
have any of the guys who are into "negging" ever actually gotten laid from it
grew up almost exclusively surrounded by women and one of the strong impressions i've gotten is that women hold unfathomably deep grudges and the only thing consistent condescension makes them desire is your fiery demise
April 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
if any other former or current ranchers with turf toe object to dubbing feed bags 'the ooblek of ranching' now's your opportunity to stop me
April 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i don't know my neighbors but they generally seem like very peaceful people, except for this one thing they do where they save all their water chores for the minute after i turn on the shower, no matter what day or time it is, and do not cease until a minute after i shut it off. wtf did i do
March 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
can folks with OCs like make up a terrifying eldritch cryptid and tell how their characters would respond if it were trying to helpfully convince them to eat all their problems(people)
i wish to observe weird humor and hear about neat monsters
March 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM