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legochernobyl.bsky.social
Infinite Greebling
@legochernobyl.bsky.social
Don’t TALK to me until
I’ve had my DAILT JESUS
proud supervisor, husband, specialist, father, brother, son, former doctor, great-grandfather, cousin, supervisor, small business owner, libertarian utilitarian calvinist, Presbyter, stepdad, Swiftie
Coke Freestyle machine but for potato chip flavors
April 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Shirt brothers
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If Roku made a smartphone I would SWITCH platforms
February 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What’s down low in the Criterion Closet? No one ever goes down there
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Can VLC make a Roku app please
February 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
For the packaging industry historian, sandwich meat in a bubble on a yellow backer is goat
January 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Does John Darnielle like On Cinema At The Cinema? I hope so.
January 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I am Adrian Dittmann
January 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I want to see who has you blocked or muted, not just who you follow
January 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ssh the drones are viral marketing for a Batteries Not Included reboot
December 27, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Somebody probably already made a good joke about making Mysterious Drone the national bird
December 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Oh you’re just now seeing unexplained lights in the sky? I’m sorry, I grew up on Art Bell, this shit is not a threat probably depending on the caller
December 17, 2024 at 1:07 AM
GOODE KING SHELDUNNE

OLDE TIMEY SHELDON

EMPEROR SHELDON XII

GOD EMPEROR SHELDON
December 14, 2024 at 4:01 AM
AI loop of smiling Adjuster smiling to camera and winking/blowing a kiss
December 11, 2024 at 2:11 AM
All I really want is to take the Acheron as a prize.
December 9, 2024 at 2:24 AM
L*mu E*u commercials driving a whole generation back into pirating everything.
December 8, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Trummbo will order his face onto Mt. Rushmore. Time to adjust the rock face to preclude addition?
December 3, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Girl, Interrupted is the Bright Eyes of movies.
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Fuck at this rate I’ll never come up with a new innovative hot dish by Thanksgiving
November 25, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Bluesky is great but we’ll never have dunking on Dinesh D’Souza
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I think Gaetz is a fine, sober choice. I can’t think of a single problem.
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Hotel Coolgardie doc is Mad Max canon
October 26, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Barber/Influencer is the worst job to learn about
October 26, 2024 at 3:57 AM
y’all ever watch 700 Club on your hotel TV? Fuckin bananas
November 4, 2023 at 3:55 AM
who wants to play the grand prize game
September 1, 2023 at 4:01 AM