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Matt
@legitimatt.bsky.social
He/him—Washington,DC
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I guess I’ll go to bed?? Someone buy me coffee later 🥺
April 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Welp i just spent 2 hours in the @bestbuysocial.bsky.social queue to preorder the #switch2 for nothing :((
April 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My body is ready for Mayhem
March 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
New hyper-fixation to distract me from…everything
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February 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
New year new me!! Xoxo
#thesubstance
January 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Me:
“I love using public transit”

Also Me:
Stuck at work watching the Glenmont trains zoom straight through station not stopping for the massive crowd of people
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
What’s after #brat fall?
November 15, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Bluesky has great advice
November 12, 2024 at 7:40 PM