Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his)
@legion303.bsky.social
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Looking for remote cybersecurity work: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stevepordon/
DEF CON 32 badge musician. Masto: @legion303@infosec.exchange
#InfoSec #OSINT #LockSport #Musician #Gamer #Poly #DID #FuckFascists
BRB, punching Nazis
Looking for remote cybersecurity work: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stevepordon/
DEF CON 32 badge musician. Masto: @legion303@infosec.exchange
#InfoSec #OSINT #LockSport #Musician #Gamer #Poly #DID #FuckFascists
BRB, punching Nazis
How I look when I post on here
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How I look when I post on here
All requests must be written down by hand and loaded onto Pepe the business burro, who will deliver the requests to our database at the peak of the mountain.
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
All requests must be written down by hand and loaded onto Pepe the business burro, who will deliver the requests to our database at the peak of the mountain.
(escalator breaks down)
Normal people: (shrug and walk up the new stairs)
MAGA:
Normal people: (shrug and walk up the new stairs)
MAGA:
September 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(escalator breaks down)
Normal people: (shrug and walk up the new stairs)
MAGA:
Normal people: (shrug and walk up the new stairs)
MAGA:
Obligatory classic:
August 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Obligatory classic:
You never forget the basics.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You never forget the basics.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
July 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
Every time someone posts something involving very public and easy to find information
June 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Every time someone posts something involving very public and easy to find information
Don't roll your new site out to prod, especially when your downtime is measured in days and people can't log in or manage their subscriptions during this time. FFS.
May 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Don't roll your new site out to prod, especially when your downtime is measured in days and people can't log in or manage their subscriptions during this time. FFS.
I wish I still had an eBay account so I could make an offer of ten bucks on this and the $450 one I just saw. On the other hand I can't afford ten bucks either, sooooo
May 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I wish I still had an eBay account so I could make an offer of ten bucks on this and the $450 one I just saw. On the other hand I can't afford ten bucks either, sooooo
I think a lot of people are hesitant to eat the rich because of the stigma of cannibalism. Consider thinking of them this way instead:
March 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think a lot of people are hesitant to eat the rich because of the stigma of cannibalism. Consider thinking of them this way instead:
"You suck, choomer" is a valid Cyberpunk insult.
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"You suck, choomer" is a valid Cyberpunk insult.
getting less funny and more real by the day
February 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
getting less funny and more real by the day
Knock it the fuck off.
February 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Knock it the fuck off.
Whenever I see a Trump bumper sticker, this is how I picture the driver:
January 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Whenever I see a Trump bumper sticker, this is how I picture the driver:
I've muted nytimes.com AND www.nytimes.com, and I'm not sure what else I need to mute on this platform to keep their hot garbage takes from showing up in my feed, but their hot garbage takes are still showing up in my feed.
January 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've muted nytimes.com AND www.nytimes.com, and I'm not sure what else I need to mute on this platform to keep their hot garbage takes from showing up in my feed, but their hot garbage takes are still showing up in my feed.