Justin
@legfry52.bsky.social
Older Target Cashier: How old's your little one?
Me: Oh, I don't have one. I'm using them to make dog treats.
[silence]
Me: But she's one.
Me: Oh, I don't have one. I'm using them to make dog treats.
[silence]
Me: But she's one.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Older Target Cashier: How old's your little one?
Me: Oh, I don't have one. I'm using them to make dog treats.
[silence]
Me: But she's one.
Me: Oh, I don't have one. I'm using them to make dog treats.
[silence]
Me: But she's one.
I know. The Pohlads exhaust us all.
September 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I know. The Pohlads exhaust us all.
Living the dream. (The Twins were winning at this point.)
September 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Living the dream. (The Twins were winning at this point.)
First Twins game. She's so excited.
September 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
First Twins game. She's so excited.
The Twins right now.
a man in a plaid shirt says oh my god we are having a fire sale
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says oh my god we are having a fire sale
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Twins right now.
Marathon #9 in the books. My second fastest time. Maybe I would have PR'ed if I had bought syrup at the expo and poured it on my all-you-eat spaghetti dinner Elf style.
June 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Marathon #9 in the books. My second fastest time. Maybe I would have PR'ed if I had bought syrup at the expo and poured it on my all-you-eat spaghetti dinner Elf style.
Not my health secretary. (Seriously, fuck this anti-vax piece of shit. And vaccinate your kids.) www.npr.org/sections/sho...
RFK Jr. boots all members of the CDC's vaccine advisory committee
Health Secretary RFK Jr. has removed all 17 members of the CDC's Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices. He says replacing them with new members will help restore 'public trust' in vaccines.
www.npr.org
June 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Not my health secretary. (Seriously, fuck this anti-vax piece of shit. And vaccinate your kids.) www.npr.org/sections/sho...
To stay warm at the game, I'm wearing so much Twins apparel that I feel like Joey when he pretends to own a Porsche. I hope someone asks, "Did a Twin throw up on you?"
April 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
To stay warm at the game, I'm wearing so much Twins apparel that I feel like Joey when he pretends to own a Porsche. I hope someone asks, "Did a Twin throw up on you?"
You can tell this jacket is well crafted because of the quality Stitching.
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 AM
You can tell this jacket is well crafted because of the quality Stitching.
I finally participated in Give to the Max Day. I sure hope they're able to save that restaurant.
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I finally participated in Give to the Max Day. I sure hope they're able to save that restaurant.
Today was a two-sticker day.
March 1, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Today was a two-sticker day.
Air drying some feeding supplies, or preparing a box-and-stick trap to catch a baby in the wild?
February 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Air drying some feeding supplies, or preparing a box-and-stick trap to catch a baby in the wild?