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Grand Wagoneer Thrawn
@legendofvinnyt.bsky.social
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High-functioning yinzer. Good in the room, brings championship experience to Twitter rants. Dogs love me cuz I'm crazy sniffable. He/him/yinz.
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Following the rights movements you cracked down with your iron fists
Drugs became conveniently available for all the kids
Following the rights movements you cracked down with your iron fists
Drugs became conveniently available for all the kids
Pope Leo XIV on the mic
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Watching media spiral over the Mamdani-Trump meeting and seeing IGN spiral over Xbox and Valve and maybe it IS all wrestling.
IGN Next-Gen Console Watch posts. Oct 24th: “Xbox Wsnts to Be the Rolls-Royce of Consoles”. Oct 31st: “Xbox Surrenders the Console War” IGN Next-Gen Console Watch posts. Nov 13th: “Valve Just Entered the Console Wars”. Nov 21st: “This is a PC” (with a picture of an Xbox).
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Unsolicited Dick pics
Side-by-side black and white photos of Dick Groat. On the left, as a member of the Duke University men’s basketball team, dribbling the ball, wearing a blue uniform, captioned “Dick Groat: Duke’s Basketball Ace”. On the right, as a member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, posing like he’s fielding a ground ball, wearing a uniform, captioned “Pirates’ Dick Groat… ‘most valuable player’ in N.L.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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#PleaseHateTheirSport
Full disclosure: the author of this story is a Columbus native, but labeling any NHL team as "the most irrelevant franchise in professional sports" feels a little bit like cheating. Considering the lack of mainstream coverage the sport receives as a whole in the United States, you could argue that most teams in the league qualify as "irrelevant" based on Jesse's criteria.
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover of Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction, featuring a sculpture of nude female conjoined twins with their hair on fire, sitting in a rocking chair that rocks laterally.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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[checks Bluesky]

Has this been a #RefShow?

[checks ESPN]
Bar graphs showing that Nashville has been throwing around all the hits (26-15) but Pittsburgh has all the penalties (0-8 PIM).
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Nevada football after one quarter vs Utah State:
The Gates of Hell crater in Turkmenistan.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A political sign in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign for mayor of New York that reads “Portions for Foxes”
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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taylor_twellman_what_are_we_doing.mp3
A front ¾ view of the 2027 Mercedes-Benz GLC with EQ Technology (yeah, that whole thing's the name) with the most gaudy, ostentatious lighted grille you've ever seen.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Lord Nemesis, the Prussian Prince of Automatons, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Lord Nemesis in his steampunk power armor in a screenshot from the video game City of Heroes. The armor is plated brass with ornate decorations and a lion's head belt buckle. Two smokestacks rise from his backpack. The helmet is shaped like his face, with a mustache, beard, and exceptionally tall, spiky hair.
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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#BlueskySyzygy
Two consecutive posts with absurd references to Subway sandwiches.
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhh, about that…
PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS SC HEAD COACH BOB LILLEY HAS BEEN PLACED ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE. ASSISTANT COACH ROB VINCENT WILL SERVE AS ACTING HEAD COACH, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. THE CLUB WILL NOT HAVE ANY FURTHER COMMENT AT THIS TIME.
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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RUN
10 LET Network$ = "ESPN" 20 GOSUB 100 30 LET Network$ = "Another Network" 40 GOSUB 100 50 GOTO 10 100 PRINT "NHL signs media rights deal with "; Network$ 110 PRINT Network$; " sucks at covering the NHL" 120 PRINT "Fans throw tantrums at NHL for signing with "; Network$ 130 RETURN
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Wheeeeeeee!
Scoring summary that shows Detroit coming back from 4-0 down to beat St. Louis 6-4.
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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[blows dust off an oldie]
"How about that f'n save?" in the style of a promo for The Batman.
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
A still from the Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episode "Our Man Bashir". In a very 1960's city penthouse, Julian Bashir (Alexander Siddig) looks awkwardly at his pistol while Elim Garak (Andrew Robinson) looks on. Bashir is wearing a light grey suit with a grey-and-black striped tie. Garak is wearing a brown sport coat over a red turtleneck and grey pants.
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Hearing all the Frames Janklin talk reminded me of what you said about Penn State callers to After Dark, and…
Friendship ended with Drew Allar Now Gavin McKenna is my best friend
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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RETVRN
A Los Angeles Kings player in a Forum Blue and Gold uniform.
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Underrated option
The cover of Rush's 12th studio album, Hold Your Fire. The cover is solid bright red, with three spheres in a triangular formation, colored in the same shade of red, defined only by shadows cast to the right and slightly down. Above the spheres, the word "RUSH" is rendered in 3D with the same red-and-shadow treatment, but with the shadows oriented to the left. "Hold Your Fire" is written in smaller black letters below "RUSH".
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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He made a "What if Nobody, but the mom was a hitman, too?" movie that bombed earlier this year, and I regret to inform you…
Kevin James sits in a chair in the kitchen of a restaurant in a still from the 2025 film "Guns Up". He's wearing black sneakers, dark blue jeans, a plain black t-shirt, and a dark grey button-front shirt, unbuttoned, with the sleeves rolled up. He's bleeding from cuts on his forehead and the bridge of his nose.
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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BlueSky summary for today:
A meme of Wallace Shawn as Vizzini from The Princess Bride, with the text modified to read "Never go against a Michigan Man when WWII history is on the line".
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Post a horror movie everyone should see
A poster for the 1997 sci-fi horror film Event Horizon. The Event Horizon, a large, elongated spacecraft, is in the foreground with the much smaller rescue craft Lewis & Clark approaching the larger ship's docking ring. A bolt of electricity emanates from the Event Horizon's primary section. In the background, the sun peeks over the horizon of the planet Neptune. The tagline "INFINITE SPACE, INFINITE TERROR" is written at the top of the poster, and the title and credits are at the bottom.
September 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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AI search slop has not yet killed SEO slop.
A screenshot from The Verge of four entirely separate stories by four different authors about multiple Apple operating systems all launching on the same day.
September 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I can think of one other. (Unless he's a grease monkey in the off season.)
A 2002 media headshot of former Columbus Blue Jackets winger Jody Shelley in a white home jersey.
August 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Notre Dame has a loooong way to go to match Pistol Pete brandishing a prosthetic leg like a rifle.
Oklahoma St. mascot Pistol Pete brandishing a prosthetic leg like a rifle in a decal on the window of the Orthotic & Prosthetic Technologies lab.
August 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM