To be fair, it's probably modeled after the employees.
They never seem to get anything right.

Same-ish.

"Oh! Videogames!"

"You do? What kind of games?"

"Less than I probably should. How about yourself?"
The fairy asks, giggling.

"Hello to you!"

//Oh, that's unfortunate.

//I really should have a look. I usually enjoy reading your stories.

//Weren't there fifty years between OOT and TP or something? I always kinda figured it would be grandma Malon~ Heh!

//All 9000!

"What are those like?"

She snuggles into the pillow.

"Oh… Ish hard to tell wishout the dodongo eggsh or whatever mixshed in."
She yawn, laying on the pillow.
"Thankiesh."

"Thish Dragumtariun Ayo? You aren't shellin' thish to humansh, are you? That wiw kiww 'em!"
Well, it doesn't usually kill them, but it does give them a terrible hangover. Moblins usually drink it while snorting fairy dust.

She washes it down by guzzling down a little more for a while.
"Jeah? Freinsh desighnated fwyer!"
She stumbles a bit and falls on her butt.
Maybe it is as strong as Dragontarian Ale, after all!

//Maybe it's not what you're looking for, but I'll give feedback on my thoughts!
A wonderful take of this version of Zelda and I can maybe see Spryte accompanying her!

She tips the bottle back onto its base, having slammed back a surprising amount and
"URRRrrRRRRrrp!"
she stumbles a bit. She's not quite tipsy yet, but she is definitely bloated.

"I'm good, thank you. *hic!*"

Perhaps she will, perhaps she won't. It's more strong than the Ambrosia Lite from Calatia that she sometimes enjoys, but it's possibly not as strong as Dragontarian Ale. Not that she drinks it much. She usually has whiskey, which is definitely not as filling as this stuff.