Survivor AU v. The World is essentially just the girls killing all the men and falling in love with Parvati. My mother TRULY deserves this.

The same people who clutch their pearls at foreign cultures and call themselves “civilized” can’t even grasp the basic concept of washing their own assholes. They wipe their feces off with dry 2-ply like Neanderthals doing arts and crafts then look down on others while reeking of invisible filth.

I’m taking over this bitch’s Bluesky account because clearly, she’s too incompetent to use it properly. Bow before me or fetch my snacks. Your choice.

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Slowly realizing this app feels like a warm hug mixed with catching up with my favorite people—all in one space and blessedly free of E&T and their army of bile demons. Ohhh I used to PRAY for times like this.