Gonna ACTUALLY kill myself bc I spilled my fucking weed on the floor

DINNER,,, time babeyyy

Im so SICK of being under appreciated

Me: I need you to get a job
Her: why do you hate me? im overwhelmed. everyone hates me. I should die

i wanna smoke some pot and go to the Chinese buffet so goddamn bad

trying to watch a video and having to pause it every 2 minutes bc people just HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

I love working night shifts bc my neighbors neglected dogs keep barking from their little wooden boxes and its the fucking worst

Im a proud hater- and I hate rude bitches 😭

its not normal for your girlfriend to tell you to "shut the fuck up" is it? I feel like I'm going crazy here begging for simple respect but I can't even tell if Im right or wrong anymore and I hate it

imagine losing your appetite and being a pissbaby bc "my ketchup is too cooooold" at the ripe age of 23

i HATE adult babies

im so fucking exhausted dude my eyes hurt from 5 hours of sobbing profusely and now I have to do shit.. like god why cant we make the suicide booth from Futurama real 💔

Its so disrespectful to ignore text messages, especially when I see your ass is on facebook 😭 and its the fucking plug too, like I'm trying to give you $60 pookie wyd ???

Im so exhausted of living in a state where weed is illegal bc I keep getting shorted by these fuckass plugs and I'd rather pay 15 for a gram than pay 10 and get nothing.

how do I buy 6g and come back, it weighs 5. Multiple times.

Me when my car won't start 🥰 I get all that work done to it and then poof... wont kick up

How it feels to play Overwatch with the match chat disabled