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Well, let’s see how this goes!

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Anyone available to put me in the #twink jail?
The folks at this gym have now played feather by Sabrina carpenter and two different songs by lady Gaga, back to back…I think there’s f*****s here
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November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
New city means new gym means new gym crushes
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November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Save me handsome brown curly haired man with the mustache on the N line, handsome brown curly haired man with the mustache on the N line save me
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November 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Why do all the half way decent gyms in this city cost so much goddamn MONEY?!!!
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Handsome European bloomf slid into the DMs, now crowdsourcing ideas on how to convince him to come to San Francisco
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Finally a wfh day im so excited
October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The beer in the office fridge staring at me
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October 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Random faceless Grindr profile just called me cute then said he saw me on the muni…then the grocery store….then the bus after the grocery store…then at the stop we apparently both got off at
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October 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Post-LSAT beer and Korean wings hit soooo hard
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
LSAT in t-minus four hours
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m so tired and have the LSAT tomorrow someone send a muscle-y man to cuddle and kiss me
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Veryyyy cute tall blonde with blue green eyes on the muni this morning someone needs to hold me back
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October 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I stg if one more fake goddamn sugar daddy profile hits me up asking if I want to be spoiled Im going to lose it
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October 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Spent my entire morning at work looking at peoples butts and cheap jeans
September 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Finally hit that I moved to SF because I saw one of the twitter f*gs on the grid
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Officially one of those weird SF gays
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It just hit me about twenty minutes ago that I’m moving in like two days and my stress level immediately shot up to 100
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September 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Last dinner at the Italians house and they’re feeding me Mexican food
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Charlie Kirk died, the government of Nepal got overthrown, the French government collapsed, the Japanese government collapsed, and I’m over here trying to figure out how I’m moving to the city in like a week
September 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Got roped into doing manual labor for the Italians now I’m enjoying their alcohol and homemade pasta
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September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Desperately need to find a buff Josh Hutchinson look a like in the bay
September 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me after spending all morning trying to find housing in SF
September 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM