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@legally-blondex.bsky.social
just a lawyer trying to cope by bitching about fictional characters & poor life decisions.
2025 really had a lot of achievements and good things for me, but I just can’t stop feeling like it was another wasted year because i’m still single.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
2025 really had a lot of achievements and good things for me, but I just can’t stop feeling like it was another wasted year because i’m still single.
I downloaded the finch app so i’m officially a tamagotchi.
also the diet app with the raccoon so I can maybe lose 20lbs by being judged by a cartoon rodent.
2026 is gonna be a good year 🫠
also the diet app with the raccoon so I can maybe lose 20lbs by being judged by a cartoon rodent.
2026 is gonna be a good year 🫠
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I downloaded the finch app so i’m officially a tamagotchi.
also the diet app with the raccoon so I can maybe lose 20lbs by being judged by a cartoon rodent.
2026 is gonna be a good year 🫠
also the diet app with the raccoon so I can maybe lose 20lbs by being judged by a cartoon rodent.
2026 is gonna be a good year 🫠
I am running out of optimism about my love life.
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am running out of optimism about my love life.
the snow is pretty while im home on my couch. I need this to melt by the time I leave my house for work.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
the snow is pretty while im home on my couch. I need this to melt by the time I leave my house for work.
spent the day trying to set up a budget for 2026 & I need to sign up for OF. just for a few months. catholic guilt & maybe my professional reputation be damned.
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
spent the day trying to set up a budget for 2026 & I need to sign up for OF. just for a few months. catholic guilt & maybe my professional reputation be damned.
gross that I bring home a little over half of my actual income a year after taxes & savings.
a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . ''
ALT: a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . ''
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December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
gross that I bring home a little over half of my actual income a year after taxes & savings.
why are men so. fucking. dumb.
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
why are men so. fucking. dumb.
i’m easily impressed by the bare minimum bc men suck, but wow so nice to have a man pay for my uber home 😍
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i’m easily impressed by the bare minimum bc men suck, but wow so nice to have a man pay for my uber home 😍
rewatching stranger things. sad to report I still don’t care about barb.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
rewatching stranger things. sad to report I still don’t care about barb.
ya girl is checked out today at work & this place is too much of a mess for me not to be fully on 🙃🫠
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ya girl is checked out today at work & this place is too much of a mess for me not to be fully on 🙃🫠
I feel like leaning into a hoe phase during mercury retrograde might be a bad idea. where are the tiktok psychics to tell me what to do?
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I feel like leaning into a hoe phase during mercury retrograde might be a bad idea. where are the tiktok psychics to tell me what to do?
still v true.
I cannot be trusted on these dating apps during my follicular phase.
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
still v true.
.. yes I redownloaded the apps.
no i’m still not enjoying them.
yes i’m still hoping this one guy will text me so im distracting myself 🫠
no i’m still not enjoying them.
yes i’m still hoping this one guy will text me so im distracting myself 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
.. yes I redownloaded the apps.
no i’m still not enjoying them.
yes i’m still hoping this one guy will text me so im distracting myself 🫠
no i’m still not enjoying them.
yes i’m still hoping this one guy will text me so im distracting myself 🫠
chatgpt told me I easily have a top 10% hinge profile. my need for words of affirmation has been fulfilled by AI so why do I need a man?
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
chatgpt told me I easily have a top 10% hinge profile. my need for words of affirmation has been fulfilled by AI so why do I need a man?
there’s no better feeling than fresh highlights 💇🏼♀️
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there’s no better feeling than fresh highlights 💇🏼♀️
not me fucking sobbing during DWTS dedication night.
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
not me fucking sobbing during DWTS dedication night.
deleting all the dating apps for the foreseeable future. me staying on them & thinking someone will work out is the definition of insanity.
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
deleting all the dating apps for the foreseeable future. me staying on them & thinking someone will work out is the definition of insanity.
with all the money that disney has, they can’t end the contract with the 700 club?
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
with all the money that disney has, they can’t end the contract with the 700 club?
I cannot be trusted on these dating apps during my follicular phase.
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I cannot be trusted on these dating apps during my follicular phase.
I really know I need to get back on the peloton & should just do it tonight but i don’t want to
a woman in a pink dress is crying
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying
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October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I really know I need to get back on the peloton & should just do it tonight but i don’t want to
i’m gonna let myself spiral a bit for today because tomorrows monday & it’s a new week. we leave this shit in the old week after today.
September 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i’m gonna let myself spiral a bit for today because tomorrows monday & it’s a new week. we leave this shit in the old week after today.
the fact that I just expect to be ghosted by a guy I thought things went well with just highlights my luck with dating 🫠
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the fact that I just expect to be ghosted by a guy I thought things went well with just highlights my luck with dating 🫠
I had a good first date & he texted me the next day. seems sus 🤔
September 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I had a good first date & he texted me the next day. seems sus 🤔
costar is really hyping me up lately & im here for it.
September 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
costar is really hyping me up lately & im here for it.