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Art Morelli
@legalizemaradona.com
i’m an island of such great complexity 🇮🇹🇺🇸coffee and pizza enjoyer. i mostly post about sports and popular culture and semi-regularly write about “Failure” 👉 https://thebanterera.substack.com/
#Pick2Click #RealGreaseballShit
very big shout out to the kid working the UPS store at the wheaton mall who said exactly nothing to me other than, “yo criterion collection, bro?”
May 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
saw the wedding present and the tubs last night at black cat in washington, DC
May 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
May 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ad
May 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
yardwork
May 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
guys…
May 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i’m more of a barsuk guy myself
May 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
MJ
May 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
guys what are we doing here?
May 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i agree 💯 that what “stories” the museum is obligated to tell is not the argument here—this is about plaques.

but i also struggle with the need for a separate “black list” for a process that includes annual voting from exclusive voter membership, with written guidelines.
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🚨new york basketball fans🚨

i printed this shirt last year and dug out a few from the archives

i have assorted M, L & XLs in tees and sweatshirts in both colors

a portion of proceeds in may will be donated to the american cancer society.

🙏

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May 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
who wants to tell him?
May 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the hospitality group behind the cocktail brand death & co is crowdsourcing a series c fund raise and promoting it on instagram and i can’t help but feel a little “death” inside 😵
May 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i’m a grown ass adult in my den feeling more nervy than i was before the birth of any of my 3 kids texting all my friends my feels
May 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i got nothing, so here’s a picture of me unboxing a fresh new pair of reebok pumps in the early 90s, seemingly unimpressed
May 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i keep forgetting that wikipedia blacklisted my IP address because i was scraping data off the site
May 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
saw this on linkedin today and nearly pissed myself this reminded me of the seminal spaceman 3 record “taking drugs to make music to take drugs to”

nobody is actually making stuff anymore everybody is just making stuff to make stuff for you

hey look at me i’m making ai to make ai to make ai to ma
May 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i might post this every single day for the rest of my life.

the distant planet of tralfamadore plays a recurring role in the vonnegut universe but in “the sirens of titan” it’s populated entirely by machines. nobody is certain when or why the first machines were built, but this is the legend:
May 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
May 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it’s been ten years of trying to “gotcha” the meme president and his surrogates about the dumb things he says

arent we tired of it?
May 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
in 2006 i emailed guitarist tad kubler to ask him if he could send me the remix tracks from a few hold steady songs that i wanted to use in my DJ sets.

this is our exchange, unedited
May 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
• lust is lust
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
come back!

noooooooooooo!
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
GASP!
did you know that gay people have all kinds of jobs?!?!
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM