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Lefty
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I hate when "peak" is used for a compliment when there's so much room for improvement. I don't want this to be peak! That implies that it's all downhill from here!!!
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My mom fell asleep and I had to put two rowdy ass, tired ass, bitchy ass kids to bed at damn near midnight. We are SO not waking up for church tomorrow 😭
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The want to create so many things and being burnt out from doing nothing
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I ate more than 2 things today so I'm very miserable rn leave me alone
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Please stop calling relatively recent shit "ancient." It's making me sad.
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Had a "crustable" for the first time and it was the nastiest shit I've ever let go near my lips. Just make a PB&J mfer 😭
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Adobe having a cancellation fee of $135 is absolute bullshit and I hope they can choke on their little cocks until they all fucking croak
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bed-ridden and listening to Kristin Hayter. Life is Hell 😎
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The trans urge to be more into my masculine hobbies/interest as a woman.

Fishing as a woman
Playing tackle football as a woman
Off-road trucking as a woman
Shooting down brewskis with the gals as a woman
Train hopping as a woman
You get the gist
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
First Dane Boe, then ProtonJon. These mfers I used to watch are coming out as trans and it's making me realize that my transness wasn't something that sprung up out of nowhere and instead was slowly seeping into my life until I saw it in the mirror.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So fucking tired that I thought this was Jamie Stewart all bloodied up 😭
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Long Sought Rest needs to join together again and play a show at a random field near me and only for me
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bit off all my lip skin and now it's cherry red like a woman
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Home alone shouting "SHAME! / ALL I FEEL ISSSSS SHAMEEEE!!! / 1000 YEARS OF SHAAAMEEEE!!!!! / A MILLION TEARSSSS OF SHAAAAAAMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" over and over I'm fucking losing it
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A thing I noticed when watching long-winded series portraying lower-class families is that you can take the themes, characters, and settings so far before they start turning into outlandish versions of themselves. I'm nearly done S7 of Shameless and it's starting to get that MitM decrease in quality
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
My location no longer supports Kanopy I'm going to kill myself
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Getting a blowjob while on the banjo. Call that a Banjo Kablowie!!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
pissbitch haha barkbark wolfwolf idonevenknow
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Being lonely with other lonely trans people in an online space will never not be the most stinging comfort. We are connected by our hardships but feel so distant from each other, no matter how close we are or will ever be physically.
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
White people keep trying to "dap me up" and I can't do it to save my life
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
People who can RipStik have so much sex appeal
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I would love to adapt Dennis Cooper's "The Sluts" into a film but I have no idea how that would work
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Whaddya call a gay frenchie who likes it up the butt?

A FAGUETTE! 🥖🇫🇷🚬
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wanna make a modern retelling of Abraham and his son where it's a loonie conservative dad hearing voices in his head telling him to take his son up on a hiking trail and to kill him for the greater good.
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I wanna do everything I can possibly do right now and I'm so upset about the fact that I can't right now that I have done close to nothing in these past 3 hours
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM