Stacey Fakename
@leftwingduck.bsky.social
please keep your expectations of me very low. thank you.
I hear Martin Shkreli is on the shortlist for AD
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I hear Martin Shkreli is on the shortlist for AD
They call it “Pain Perdu” because he’s a lost soul.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
They call it “Pain Perdu” because he’s a lost soul.
Well, yeah, they’re too stupid to know when the AI is making shit up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Well, yeah, they’re too stupid to know when the AI is making shit up.
Looking like it’s being played in Eastern Europe after the fans got banned for sacrificing a goat during stoppage time
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looking like it’s being played in Eastern Europe after the fans got banned for sacrificing a goat during stoppage time
I would expect no less from a magazine called the New Jerker
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I would expect no less from a magazine called the New Jerker
Knead him a little and you’ve got a nazisserie.
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Knead him a little and you’ve got a nazisserie.
I had assumed Satterfield was the guy at Penn State, personally
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I had assumed Satterfield was the guy at Penn State, personally
I was extremely concerned that he’d be in there — once you let a human turd in the building, it takes months to get the stink out, and the Colts have a playoff race going.
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was extremely concerned that he’d be in there — once you let a human turd in the building, it takes months to get the stink out, and the Colts have a playoff race going.
Sixes would absolutely be an improvement for them — let’s not ask too much
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sixes would absolutely be an improvement for them — let’s not ask too much
A 4-2-5 backup linebacker being in the top 5 for TFLs is genuinely bonkers
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A 4-2-5 backup linebacker being in the top 5 for TFLs is genuinely bonkers
Okay Colin Meloy from the Decemberists
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Okay Colin Meloy from the Decemberists
I mean it was a fumble but I understand why they didn’t overturn it
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I mean it was a fumble but I understand why they didn’t overturn it
“Yeah you’re right, but I value my life, so this one’s going to stand”
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Yeah you’re right, but I value my life, so this one’s going to stand”
Letter of the law vs spirit of the law IMO
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Letter of the law vs spirit of the law IMO
Daniel Tiger says ugga mugga
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Daniel Tiger says ugga mugga
*Neil Young plays*
🎵🎵Old man take a look at my life, I’m a lot like youuuuu 🎵🎵🎵
🎵🎵Old man take a look at my life, I’m a lot like youuuuu 🎵🎵🎵
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
*Neil Young plays*
🎵🎵Old man take a look at my life, I’m a lot like youuuuu 🎵🎵🎵
🎵🎵Old man take a look at my life, I’m a lot like youuuuu 🎵🎵🎵
Ref that made the call must have had a concussion from the headbutt
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ref that made the call must have had a concussion from the headbutt
Teacher: “Welcome to blowing a promising start against the #1 team in the country 101. Our first lesson begins with kicking field goals inside the 10 — for extra credit, headbutt a ref during a goal line stand.”
*Michigan furiously taking notes*
*Michigan furiously taking notes*
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Teacher: “Welcome to blowing a promising start against the #1 team in the country 101. Our first lesson begins with kicking field goals inside the 10 — for extra credit, headbutt a ref during a goal line stand.”
*Michigan furiously taking notes*
*Michigan furiously taking notes*
If only we could be so lucky
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If only we could be so lucky
Playing for field goals is arguably even dumber, IMO
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Playing for field goals is arguably even dumber, IMO
You’re only going to get so many opportunities in the red zone against this OSU defense, and one touchdown + extra point > two field goals.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’re only going to get so many opportunities in the red zone against this OSU defense, and one touchdown + extra point > two field goals.
Field goals absolutely will not get it done today
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Field goals absolutely will not get it done today