Left of the Aisle
@leftoftheaisle.bsky.social
He/Him
#NoKings
Sober Atheist.
I pun, therefore I am.
#CogitoErgoPun
Sarcasm is my native tongue.
Human rights, for all, should not be controversial.
Woke just means Empathy.
#RHAP #Bruins #Mats
#NoKings
Sober Atheist.
I pun, therefore I am.
#CogitoErgoPun
Sarcasm is my native tongue.
Human rights, for all, should not be controversial.
Woke just means Empathy.
#RHAP #Bruins #Mats
Trump, we thought long and hard about this one. Your MAGA-Nazi-Epstein name is: Shitpants.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump, we thought long and hard about this one. Your MAGA-Nazi-Epstein name is: Shitpants.
I do the "ring it and bag it as you shop" at Stop & Shop around Boston so I waste zero time AND can bag it correctly. As The Fine Young Cannibals once said, (Separate) The Raw & the Cooked.
I feel bad that I am taking a job away from somebody but I'm so damn efficient at it that I'm addicted.
I feel bad that I am taking a job away from somebody but I'm so damn efficient at it that I'm addicted.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I do the "ring it and bag it as you shop" at Stop & Shop around Boston so I waste zero time AND can bag it correctly. As The Fine Young Cannibals once said, (Separate) The Raw & the Cooked.
I feel bad that I am taking a job away from somebody but I'm so damn efficient at it that I'm addicted.
I feel bad that I am taking a job away from somebody but I'm so damn efficient at it that I'm addicted.
I'm not as good at memes as others but I think this should be the new "guy looks at other woman while walking with girlfriend."
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm not as good at memes as others but I think this should be the new "guy looks at other woman while walking with girlfriend."
Special shout out to @kenjennings.bsky.social for correctly pronouncing my hometown of Quincy, MA in a clue tonight.
Kwin-zee is how we say it in Massachusetts.
My departed parents, who both volunteered at the Adams Historical Society and watched Jeopardy, would be thrilled.
Kwin-zee is how we say it in Massachusetts.
My departed parents, who both volunteered at the Adams Historical Society and watched Jeopardy, would be thrilled.
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Special shout out to @kenjennings.bsky.social for correctly pronouncing my hometown of Quincy, MA in a clue tonight.
Kwin-zee is how we say it in Massachusetts.
My departed parents, who both volunteered at the Adams Historical Society and watched Jeopardy, would be thrilled.
Kwin-zee is how we say it in Massachusetts.
My departed parents, who both volunteered at the Adams Historical Society and watched Jeopardy, would be thrilled.
One pic didn't make the Bluesky cut. Shows a flooded bog as opposed to the shallower one in the other photos.
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One pic didn't make the Bluesky cut. Shows a flooded bog as opposed to the shallower one in the other photos.
Mommy, where do cranberries come from?
Halifax, MA, for one.
Halifax, MA, for one.
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Mommy, where do cranberries come from?
Halifax, MA, for one.
Halifax, MA, for one.
He probably couldn't get Wi-Fi, on his flight to Cancun, to verify this lie.
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He probably couldn't get Wi-Fi, on his flight to Cancun, to verify this lie.
I agree with this T2B.
I can hear him shouting:
What's up, jerks!
How ya doing balcony?
This picture's from the Boston live show in 2017 and it's like looking at the same person.
I can hear him shouting:
What's up, jerks!
How ya doing balcony?
This picture's from the Boston live show in 2017 and it's like looking at the same person.
October 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I agree with this T2B.
I can hear him shouting:
What's up, jerks!
How ya doing balcony?
This picture's from the Boston live show in 2017 and it's like looking at the same person.
I can hear him shouting:
What's up, jerks!
How ya doing balcony?
This picture's from the Boston live show in 2017 and it's like looking at the same person.
People magazine doesn't recognize multiple 2 Oscar nominated films, apparently, in their headline.
This headline was an abortion, People!
All of this MUST end.
This headline was an abortion, People!
All of this MUST end.
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
People magazine doesn't recognize multiple 2 Oscar nominated films, apparently, in their headline.
This headline was an abortion, People!
All of this MUST end.
This headline was an abortion, People!
All of this MUST end.
He sure has a type.
He really admires her slender ... uhh ... resume.
Tremendously slender, believe me.
He really admires her slender ... uhh ... resume.
Tremendously slender, believe me.
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
He sure has a type.
He really admires her slender ... uhh ... resume.
Tremendously slender, believe me.
He really admires her slender ... uhh ... resume.
Tremendously slender, believe me.
One of Redford's underappreciated roles is The Candidate. The lite dirty tricks in that film seem ultra-quaint now.
Hell, Karl Rove seems quaint now. I wish we weren't still trying to answer The Candidate's final question in that film:
What do we do now?
Hell, Karl Rove seems quaint now. I wish we weren't still trying to answer The Candidate's final question in that film:
What do we do now?
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One of Redford's underappreciated roles is The Candidate. The lite dirty tricks in that film seem ultra-quaint now.
Hell, Karl Rove seems quaint now. I wish we weren't still trying to answer The Candidate's final question in that film:
What do we do now?
Hell, Karl Rove seems quaint now. I wish we weren't still trying to answer The Candidate's final question in that film:
What do we do now?
They tried a good cop/bad cop with him but they couldn't find any good cops in the MAGA-loyal FBI.
September 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They tried a good cop/bad cop with him but they couldn't find any good cops in the MAGA-loyal FBI.
I love that film and it's the film I remember him most for. Kneel before Zod is iconic, obviously.
I've always wanted to go back and find Poor Cow which is the film that Soderbergh used for the footage of Wilson when he was younger in The Limey.
I've always wanted to go back and find Poor Cow which is the film that Soderbergh used for the footage of Wilson when he was younger in The Limey.
August 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love that film and it's the film I remember him most for. Kneel before Zod is iconic, obviously.
I've always wanted to go back and find Poor Cow which is the film that Soderbergh used for the footage of Wilson when he was younger in The Limey.
I've always wanted to go back and find Poor Cow which is the film that Soderbergh used for the footage of Wilson when he was younger in The Limey.
Had to say goodbye to our sweet Stella today. Her legs and back deteriorated over the last month. We had a vet come to the house to do it peacefully so that her sister, Darby, could be there. So far she seems unaffected. We'll be a one dog household, for a while.
She will be missed. #DogsofBluesky
She will be missed. #DogsofBluesky
August 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Had to say goodbye to our sweet Stella today. Her legs and back deteriorated over the last month. We had a vet come to the house to do it peacefully so that her sister, Darby, could be there. So far she seems unaffected. We'll be a one dog household, for a while.
She will be missed. #DogsofBluesky
She will be missed. #DogsofBluesky
It's the 40th anniversary of one of my best concert stories in my 58 year life. Went to see Joe Walsh as the opener and then discovered we knew so many songs by Foreigner.
My friend's car broke down on Pike and we managed to finagle a ride to Worcester WITH the beer and the boom box.
Legendary!
My friend's car broke down on Pike and we managed to finagle a ride to Worcester WITH the beer and the boom box.
Legendary!
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's the 40th anniversary of one of my best concert stories in my 58 year life. Went to see Joe Walsh as the opener and then discovered we knew so many songs by Foreigner.
My friend's car broke down on Pike and we managed to finagle a ride to Worcester WITH the beer and the boom box.
Legendary!
My friend's car broke down on Pike and we managed to finagle a ride to Worcester WITH the beer and the boom box.
Legendary!
July 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Donald explained that VIP stood for Very Infamous Pedophile.
July 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Donald explained that VIP stood for Very Infamous Pedophile.
Egrets, I've met a few.
There's also an Osprey nest that is occupied each year by a nesting pair. Thankfully, this is in a protected park and people give it the respect it deserves.
Burrage Pond - Halifax/Hanson MA
There's also an Osprey nest that is occupied each year by a nesting pair. Thankfully, this is in a protected park and people give it the respect it deserves.
Burrage Pond - Halifax/Hanson MA
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Egrets, I've met a few.
There's also an Osprey nest that is occupied each year by a nesting pair. Thankfully, this is in a protected park and people give it the respect it deserves.
Burrage Pond - Halifax/Hanson MA
There's also an Osprey nest that is occupied each year by a nesting pair. Thankfully, this is in a protected park and people give it the respect it deserves.
Burrage Pond - Halifax/Hanson MA
I'd like to think that the oligarchs were wasting their money sending me, of all people, this email asking me to support the #OrangeMonster but then they are probably illegally using public funds, that come from my taxes, to send these sycophantic missives.
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'd like to think that the oligarchs were wasting their money sending me, of all people, this email asking me to support the #OrangeMonster but then they are probably illegally using public funds, that come from my taxes, to send these sycophantic missives.
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
I saw this movie. Steve Martin, Campbell Scott, just-a-loyal-parent Felicity Huffman and a host of Mamet players.
It was called, "The Orangish Prisoner'
It was called, "The Orangish Prisoner'
July 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I saw this movie. Steve Martin, Campbell Scott, just-a-loyal-parent Felicity Huffman and a host of Mamet players.
It was called, "The Orangish Prisoner'
It was called, "The Orangish Prisoner'