That appears to be the murder button. That cat is going to flay the owner of that finger. 🤣

Only one? What kind of Thanksgiving Sophie's choice is that garbage???

Nap after the Lions game. Mexican coffee cocktails when you wake up. Fall asleep in front of a TRULY sleep worthy game, and you've hit the Thanksgiving Trifecta - double naps, cocktails, and football.

Premeditated murder of your guests that you FILMED. 25-to-life for poisoning them. #whitepeoplefood

What in the fucking fuck? They know that filming themselves making the poison is premeditation, right?

I refuse to use any recipe that doesn't have some version of "jump to recipe." I don't have the patience for that level of scrolling.