happy fuck kim davis day 🌈

a few weeks ago i accidentally gave my gf a black eye by dropping my phone on her face, so naturally i now have her teeth marks above my eyebrow after she bounced her face off my head lmfao

the world is scary and i am sad ☹️

it’s all gravy here🫶🏼

“you were such a keyboard warrior and then meeting was like meeting a squirrel with glasses” -my gf about our first date

playing crash bandicoot with my little sister like we did when we were kids. just this time, there’s wine lol

Bro’s arm is getting as big as my head 😂 @leftbenchlex.bsky.social

being happy in the skin i’m in has been incredible

ready for another break from reality after this weekend

let’s see what this is all about 🤷🏻‍♀️