Jesus: ‘I was hungry, and you fed me.’ Modern conservatives: ‘Sure, but first take this drug test and show me your birth certificate. Also, why are you brown?’

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The Bible: breaking chains for some, building walls for others. Love your neighbor—terms and conditions may apply.

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We were told letting “the gays” wed would destroy the sanctity of marriage, meanwhile the youth pastor was banging a senior in the Shoney’s parking while his wife was at home planning a True Love Waits event.

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We were taught MTV was corrupting our souls. Meanwhile, the church potluck was quietly radicalizing Aunt Karen into thinking Jesus campaigned for book bans and AR-15s.

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When I was younger, I thought Left Behind was a prophecy, not fan fiction. Now I’m just trying to unlearn the theology that turned Jesus into a doomsday prepper.

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Growing up, ‘Shout to the Lord’ was our defense against Satanic Panic. Now it’s Trump Edition™ Bible mandates in the classroom - with a foreword by Sean Hannity.

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Church Is Canceled

“It is a bankrupt Christianity that has come to believe that empathy is toxic and authoritarianism is justifiable.”
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Joseph and Mary were just two migrants when the innkeeper took them in which makes Jesus an anchor baby. Merry Christmas!

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Republican Beatitudes: Blessed are the loud, for they shall own the libs. Blessed are the righteous, as long as they are white, but not gay. Blessed are the persecuted, for they shall rule the Supreme Court…

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Sunday mornings used to mean guilt and altar calls. Now it’s oat milk lattes and wondering why the cult of brunch is way more fulfilling.

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They said the rapture could happen any minute, so I grew up afraid to buy green bananas. Now? I stockpile avocados because the only thing coming quickly is my Amazon Prime order.

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#ReligiousTrauma
#PurityCultureDropout
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#LeavingTheFold