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How much can one turkey cost, Michael?
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No no, I was listening. It’s just a lot to take in I suppose
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How much can one turkey cost, Michael? @leftbanksy.bsky.social · Apr 8
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
A strikingly handsome man standing in the river holding a strikingly handsome 22” bull trout freshly caught using a 7wt 12’ Spey cast rod and a black and silver #8 streamer
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Private equity is evil but its kind of funny thing for a senator to get punked like that. What’re you gonna do, Senator? Pass a law?
mikevorkunov.bsky.social Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 16h
Wild detail in this @lukewgoldstein.bsky.social story on the incursion of private equity into youth sports: one company is not allowing parents to film their kid's hockey games so they can push their own recording/streaming service instead. Happened to a US Senator www.levernews.com/wall-street-...
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
“Nut-picking”
A loser pretending they’re sophisticated
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
an image of Katie Wilson standing in a button-up shirt and slacks riding the bus in the morning while holding on onto a rail
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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foodstampart.bsky.social
Rest in pee pee
Chorlie Kork smiling with his head tilted back. His face, as usual, is way too small for his face. Rainbows and starbursts are shooting out of the area where his neck hit a bullet which luckily killed him and spared us anymore of his hate speech and fascist rhetoric. Rest in pee pee, Chorlie! Background is the flag of the United Shits of Amerikkka
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
“Morning, Megan!” is all of us
perrytheestallion.bsky.social Jade 🪮 @perrytheestallion.bsky.social · 2d
Megan so fine 😩
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Sir Bruce Campbell, OBE
Sir Bruce Campbell, OBE
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
more and more I think the sculptor really did capture his true essence
A bronze bust of Cristiano Ronaldo with a comically small face on a meaty head and neck
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Drop out of your MBA program and just follow this guy around for a couple seasons
fantasynflnews.bsky.social NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 2d
The Raiders are paying Chip Kelly $6 Million a year, making him the highest paid coordinator in the NFL...

His offense currently ranks 31st in scoring.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Part 2 of how they found out it’s going to be a wild one
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Coach Pete and Geno rn
The I think you should leave skit where they where too much costume and Tim Robinson says “I don't even want to be around anymore.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
🎶”baby don’t wor-ray! It’s not a worm!🎶
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 3d
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. "Baby, don't worry," he said. "It's not a worm. ." A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
I don’t know why I’m like this
Black dynamite caption of black dynamite threatening the local pumps but instead of threats about selling drugs it’s crossed out, replaced with “gives gifts to grandma”
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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naomiaklein.bsky.social
The AI bubble may be about to bust.

Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.

We all need to say this very clearly:

NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!

Expropriate their asses instead.

They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.

They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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msemilyedwards.bsky.social
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
a screen grab of a tweet about ocean spray cranberry jelly: **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards…. 1d i should take a moment to remind you that Ocean Spray is actually a cranberry growers collective and by supporting the superlative "goo in a can" name-brand cranberry sauce, you're supporting workers and small farmers oatmeal influencer **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards .. 1d: so many reasons to love Superlative Canned Goo this holiday season Lindsey Becker @lcatebecker • 1d Replying to @MsEmilyEdwards Plus, their manufacturing plants are
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
George Lumpy
Washington Space
Princess

🤝

“I’m a blossoming debutant on the warpath”
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
I will never sympathize with Draymond Green and you can’t make me
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Purd Hapley predicted the exact cadence and mannerisms of AI.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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leftbanksy.bsky.social
Sam Darnold is pure quantum physics. The Sam Darnold playing tonight could take a break next week and you get week 5 Sam Darnold, or maybe you get 2024 Sam Darnold. Nobody knows!!
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
The only way I ever hear shit about Radio Tom is when you go the extra mile to screenshot and boost so really I should be angry at you
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
If only we’d listened 😔 youtu.be/HN-7wCsVEyg?...
Chris Farley - Kill Whitey!
YouTube video by J. Mlodik
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November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Why yes it did feel good to take the air out of your windbag complaints, thanks for asking
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
This schatz shitbird got chased off Bluesky 5 months ago and hasn’t posted here since
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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scottpb.bsky.social
too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Texas is just really going for a penalty record for holding, huh
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Three of these *will* put you down
Picture of a jubelale bottle
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM