This is not your house, orange bastard. You're a tenant.

Um. A peace prize, for bombing people. To death. Creating a new war. But for a peace prize. With bombs.

It's a sought-after trait. Everyone rises to meet the CEO. If you don't match him, you don't rise.

FFS he was probably giving the benefit of the doubt so you could make an undeserved gracious exit, you tangerine turd.

I feel so owned right now

Donald Trump is president, and you think mental health is overdiagnosed? 1. It's clearly underdiagnosed in the US. 2. We all have to wonder what is going to blow up in our face, and when, and worry about all the people whose lives are being destroyed by this moron, + everything else going on...!

If you don’t think this could happen to you, you’re wrong.

Ask Becky Burke from Wales, imprisoned for 11 days by ICE.

Or Jasmine Mooney, Canada, imprisoned for 12 days.

Or US resident, Fabian Schmidt. Stripped naked & interrogated before collapsing.

Resident or visitor, the US is no longer safe.

The only other option you have is to stay alive and party