I'm just Jeff, your friend who cares
@leffjakin.bsky.social
Attorney. Michigander turned North Carolinian. LGBT Affirming UCC Christian. FOT. He/Him.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
MY DUDE 🐂
(just setting a good example for my son to not be nervous, y'know)
(just setting a good example for my son to not be nervous, y'know)
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
MY DUDE 🐂
(just setting a good example for my son to not be nervous, y'know)
(just setting a good example for my son to not be nervous, y'know)
Fall Festival at daycare, and OH SHIT LOOK WHO'S HERE.
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fall Festival at daycare, and OH SHIT LOOK WHO'S HERE.
Friday off, big kid at daycare, little kid on errands with mom, and the backyard isn't too buggy to enjoy the hammock for once.
Sweet, rare, blessed me time. I can scarcely believe it.
Sweet, rare, blessed me time. I can scarcely believe it.
October 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Friday off, big kid at daycare, little kid on errands with mom, and the backyard isn't too buggy to enjoy the hammock for once.
Sweet, rare, blessed me time. I can scarcely believe it.
Sweet, rare, blessed me time. I can scarcely believe it.
Had a sleep study last night. Absolutely awful, but I got this great selfie with real "I lived bitch" energy to it out of the deal.
October 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Had a sleep study last night. Absolutely awful, but I got this great selfie with real "I lived bitch" energy to it out of the deal.
My city's "I Voted" stickers continue to be better than anyone else's city's "I Voted" stickers.
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My city's "I Voted" stickers continue to be better than anyone else's city's "I Voted" stickers.
This kind of squares with the idea that the weird MAGA guy who owns Steak and Shake and has shares of Cracker Barrel had something to do with it, yeah?
September 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This kind of squares with the idea that the weird MAGA guy who owns Steak and Shake and has shares of Cracker Barrel had something to do with it, yeah?
One more of me and the older guy, because I feel like it just captures our dynamic so well 😆
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One more of me and the older guy, because I feel like it just captures our dynamic so well 😆
Because I shared them on FB/IG today, and I love them so much, professional family photos of my boys ❤️
Been a family of four for a month now, and it's been a lot of learning, but also a lot of love.
Been a family of four for a month now, and it's been a lot of learning, but also a lot of love.
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Because I shared them on FB/IG today, and I love them so much, professional family photos of my boys ❤️
Been a family of four for a month now, and it's been a lot of learning, but also a lot of love.
Been a family of four for a month now, and it's been a lot of learning, but also a lot of love.
Didn't occur to me until I saw this iconic shot again, but ... they're definitely trying for this look with Domhnall Gleeson on The Paper? Or more accurately, a dork who really wants to have this look?
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Didn't occur to me until I saw this iconic shot again, but ... they're definitely trying for this look with Domhnall Gleeson on The Paper? Or more accurately, a dork who really wants to have this look?
Kid meeting his heroes at Thomas and Friends model railroad 😍
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Kid meeting his heroes at Thomas and Friends model railroad 😍
Looking for a plushie for the new baby. Since we named him Keaton, this seems appropriate, right?
September 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Looking for a plushie for the new baby. Since we named him Keaton, this seems appropriate, right?
Wife made a comparison shot of our kids at two weeks old - current baby #2 on the left, baby #1 from 2022 on the right. My dudes could be twins.
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Wife made a comparison shot of our kids at two weeks old - current baby #2 on the left, baby #1 from 2022 on the right. My dudes could be twins.
Damned if I'm not still a sucker every time for a conceptual hook like this from @themountaingoats.bsky.social
youtu.be/sqMWZd5qmUc?...
youtu.be/sqMWZd5qmUc?...
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Damned if I'm not still a sucker every time for a conceptual hook like this from @themountaingoats.bsky.social
youtu.be/sqMWZd5qmUc?...
youtu.be/sqMWZd5qmUc?...
ICE ghouls forget that fucking with fascist scum is baked into the very soul of Chicagoans.
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE ghouls forget that fucking with fascist scum is baked into the very soul of Chicagoans.
Got a spiffy new dad vest from Costco yesterday, only to wear it out today and realize I inadvertently dressed myself as Dipper from Gravity Falls.
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Got a spiffy new dad vest from Costco yesterday, only to wear it out today and realize I inadvertently dressed myself as Dipper from Gravity Falls.
Today in parental leave: rope dropping Costco Executive Member early hours with my dad and the other old timers.
September 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today in parental leave: rope dropping Costco Executive Member early hours with my dad and the other old timers.
Got little dude down in his pack n play for a late breakfast and reading time. This isn't so hard!
(if you ignore the utter chaos that the week preceding it has been, of course!)
(if you ignore the utter chaos that the week preceding it has been, of course!)
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Got little dude down in his pack n play for a late breakfast and reading time. This isn't so hard!
(if you ignore the utter chaos that the week preceding it has been, of course!)
(if you ignore the utter chaos that the week preceding it has been, of course!)
Like, I agree the new Cracker Barrel interior sucks, but it also looks like every tradwife influencer's kitchen, so I don't know what these MAGA chuds are so upset about.
August 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Like, I agree the new Cracker Barrel interior sucks, but it also looks like every tradwife influencer's kitchen, so I don't know what these MAGA chuds are so upset about.
Making an exception to my rules on kid faces and names on social media to introduce Baby Keaton! ❤️
Born yesterday afternoon, mom and baby doing great, big brother just itching to meet him soon.
Born yesterday afternoon, mom and baby doing great, big brother just itching to meet him soon.
August 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Making an exception to my rules on kid faces and names on social media to introduce Baby Keaton! ❤️
Born yesterday afternoon, mom and baby doing great, big brother just itching to meet him soon.
Born yesterday afternoon, mom and baby doing great, big brother just itching to meet him soon.
Baby arrival delayed from Tuesday to Thursday. Little guy won't turn head down, so we're gonna try and turn him and hopefully avoid a C-section.
Anyhow! Passing the time at the local bounce emporium with the kid. Ball pits are definitely a sensory thing for me.
Anyhow! Passing the time at the local bounce emporium with the kid. Ball pits are definitely a sensory thing for me.
August 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Baby arrival delayed from Tuesday to Thursday. Little guy won't turn head down, so we're gonna try and turn him and hopefully avoid a C-section.
Anyhow! Passing the time at the local bounce emporium with the kid. Ball pits are definitely a sensory thing for me.
Anyhow! Passing the time at the local bounce emporium with the kid. Ball pits are definitely a sensory thing for me.
Kid wanted to bring Orange Bird to play with at church this morning.
Felt like for all the time Orange Bird spent with Anita Bryant in the 70s, the poor little guy could use clarification on a few things in an open and affirming congregation.
Felt like for all the time Orange Bird spent with Anita Bryant in the 70s, the poor little guy could use clarification on a few things in an open and affirming congregation.
August 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Kid wanted to bring Orange Bird to play with at church this morning.
Felt like for all the time Orange Bird spent with Anita Bryant in the 70s, the poor little guy could use clarification on a few things in an open and affirming congregation.
Felt like for all the time Orange Bird spent with Anita Bryant in the 70s, the poor little guy could use clarification on a few things in an open and affirming congregation.
Out to a daycare birthday party with the kid this afternoon. Had to make myself look semi-presentable for interacting with other parents.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Out to a daycare birthday party with the kid this afternoon. Had to make myself look semi-presentable for interacting with other parents.
Morning off work for some appointments, and also apparently Play-Doh bonanza with the kid.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Morning off work for some appointments, and also apparently Play-Doh bonanza with the kid.