Are people still watching network television? Honestly, I haven’t in years.

The constitution doesn’t prohibit it.

Would LOVE to sit next to a sweat ball! Just one would stink up a cabin, don’t you think? Now people can wear all kinds of things to the airport!

Thank you.

I’ve seen these quotes and still don’t know who wrote this thing that everyone is hating.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Condolences to your family. 💔

I refuse to listen to Nazis and Eric Schmitt is a Nazi. Anybody that has Nazis on their show won’t have me in the audience.

Schmitt is a Nazi.

That’s why every single thing I buy new gets washed before using. No matter if it’s packaged or not. Because eeuw.

C’mon, man, I can’t stand the sound of its voice. We need alt text. It’s bad enough just looking at those things.

Old enough to remember John Oliver saying how corrupt FIFA was at least 10 years ago. Why are people surprised?

I was kidding myself. The guys that wrote that all men are created equal owned other men, so, you know, yeah. The US wrote slavery into the constitution. The racism always existed.

Demographics are scaring the shit out of whites and we see the result.

I believe strongly in the separation of church and state. Evidence above faith. Laws above morals.

I am so tired of religion. Don’t care which one.