Awful

Yeah probably. We were able to move relatively undetected between 2022 and 2023 as we sold agents the notion that we were going to be this massive project where their players would “grow with the club” so agents less inclined to tout players around whilst using NUFC as leverage rather than now

The feedback from players has always been consistently that they were impressed with Nufc & howe’s vision for them but ultimately it’s down to wages & club status. For now, 8 times out of 10 we won’t win going head to head with “big 6” clubs. It will change but at the moment we aren’t that club

4 pint minimum. 2 pints OAPs and bairns. Breathalyser at the turnstile, if you haven’t drank enough you’re sent back to the pub to get radged up

Manuka honey + lemon. Thank @paulbrownuk.bsky.social later

Odds of 128/1 to lose 7 coin tosses in a row… over to you Snr Guimaraes. I’ll be the one in the leazes audibly shouting FFS when pope starts running to the Leazes at kick off