Person of incest.

Sorry not feeling sanctimonious.

Cracker Barrel to merge with Hooters, launch chain of Granny Panties Cafes.

I did this hours ago and George Soros still hasn’t paid me.

Hey, Elon, how about we go for a little walk?

Kanye West’s girlfriend is the J.D. Vance of the music business.

It is indeed the Year of the Snake—but we knew that when we let him in.

From the window of the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY, when I was doing research on my book Ty Cobb: A Terrible Beauty

Zuckerberg dressing like Scott Baio to curry favor with Donald Trump.

If you must be alone, eat at the bar.

Five years ago today Sarah and I were in Kaysersberg, France, the town where Anthony Bourdain died, doing research for my book. It was at this table that he had his penultimate meal.

I don’t want to make anyone feel bad but I am proud to have been enshrined in this very exclusive club.