Out for a walk (with the) bitch

Will it start with "Warning: May cause spontaneous orgasms"?

Maybe it could be the embodiment of the orange side.

Never fear. Our hearts will go on and on.

So, essentially, you're committing fraternity incest. lol

It could be worse. The "perfect" name that's already taken could pop into your mind midway through the writing process - or even when you get to the editing stage!

Wow. You've ballooned out since the last photo. That's what happens when you snort helium.

Janus: (making choking sounds) What have you done?
Virgil: (shaking a vial) I made you drink some truth serum. No more deceit from you. You must tell the truth! (Laughs maniacally) What do you have to say about me now?
Janus: You're very pretty.

Virgil: We're all gonna die.
Janus: Snakebite?
Roman: Poisoned apple?
Patton: Finding a bear in the woods and offering it honey?
(Virgil, Janus and Roman stare at Patton in disbelief.)
Virgil: (shaking his head) No. I mean we're all gonna die eventually. Existence - no one gets out of it alive.

Just claim you're doing research on throuples for a book.

-or-

Say you weren't thinking about dating, and two men just appeared in your orbit.