Since we are renaming places I am going to call it the Gulf of Margaritas. Who can say I’m wrong?

I prefer the Gulf of Margaritas so that is what I am naming it.

Don’t forget the pearl clutching.

We want our donors to think we have a plan of action so they don’t stop funding our campaigns.

In all actuality it will be a tearful circle jerk of incompetence.

Clutching their pearls and woefully unprepared for a presidency where the want-to-be dictator gave a blueprint of his every move at every rally he held.

I read this in fourth grade.

Im trying to keep my sins secret.

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