Lee Montgomery
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leemonty.bsky.social
Lee Montgomery
@leemonty.bsky.social
Old enough to know better, stupid enough to do it anyway. 🍻cheers
I once witnessed a cat stop at the kerb and look both ways before crossing the road.
Who knew cats were aware of the Green Cross Code? 🤷
April 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Delicious in a Breville sandwich maker. Just don’t have it with ham & cheese and then another with cheese & onion or you’ll suffer from mixing-ma-toasties.

😬🥴😆😆
April 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wabbit.
April 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just the once though.
April 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
All fairytales designed to manipulate the gullible into doing the powerful’s bidding.
April 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Yep, that’s it. Face like a miserable Celine Dion 🐴😆😆
April 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
😜
April 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yes. It’s where the bread sits atop of it, otherwise I’d forget it was in there
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
24/7 open
March 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just
March 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jean Claude Van Damme, Alan Shearer and Charlie Drake
March 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Good Omens
March 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Monty’s Marvellous Motors
March 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’d actually been to Greggs, Costa and Starbucks are overpriced and taste awful 🥴
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Receiving my new Ray-Bans through the post after my old ones were claimed by someone who looks even better than me wearing them 😎
February 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Baltic.
February 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
No, but he did say elo 😬
February 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It’s Starbucks secret ingredient 🤷🥴😂
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM