Getting sick on the weekend is like when it snows the day after your last exam. What is the point?

Please help. I have the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard" stuck in my head, and I need a better earwig to replace it.

It is indicative of my age and level of activity that I have incurred a "garbage can retrieval" injury. Guess I'll have to be more careful with those empty cans.

Just watched "Idiocracy" again. I think I'm a little more prepared now.

Dog in boots!