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Is that Tolu Smith’s music?? Tolu Smith has music!?!?
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Tries to blow a raspberry for a baby and sounds like a hand dryer
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Only worth it for widebody flights, which is only IAD to SFO, LAX, and DEN I believe. Get the good meal, add a dessert, let the frequent flyers spend the upgrade bux on their extra Sunchips and negative-WAR merlot
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
He looks awesome when he has time to fire a rope to the guy sitting in the soft spot of the zone 20 yards downfield or spins to add 10 yards to a scramble. He is frustrating when he airmails a timing route or triple jukes into a concussion tackle
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I want Wemby in the dunk contest. He would do something so inconceivable they would have to score him with a color or hieroglyphs
January 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Mike McMahon on the Lions. He was so exciting, throwing into tight windows and scrambling out of sure sacks. He felt like a future Pro Bowl QB, then you’d see his stat line of like 18/44 with 0 TDs and an interception in a 24 point loss
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Weirdly, this Achewood comic helps me focus. Unless someone is actually hurt or I’m losing my job, the consequences are pretty minor. You can’t control the perception of others, so let it rip. Sometimes you throw an interception, get back up and throw another
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January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I used to think it would soften the blow if I said the hurtful thing about myself or my work before someone else did. Having been on the other side of performative self-deprecation, I realize it’s annoying and manipulative. It‘s easier to say the thing and save the apology for actual offenses
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Pecorino Romano > Parmesan
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I worked as a historical presenter at The Henry Ford Museum and can confirm that people believe anything said authoritatively (and enjoy a laugh if you back down). Fake Model T facts are good for a dad laugh
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I worked for Don’t Call Us a Salad Restaurant (It’s Actually a Salad Bowl) and they loved spaces like this
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Choose your fighter:

1. The Sysco Bistro Designed by Canva
2. Fake Ferns, Long Tables (the hummus platter is perfect for team dinners!)
3. Popeyes for the Rich Guys
4. Top Chef Gut Reno (permanently closed)
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
That game is Space Jackass. “Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m gonna crash into the sun!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Well written“ seems like shorthand for “this book didn‘t get in my way and make me mad.” The backhanded equivalent of “this food’s not bad!”
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We have 10 week old twins, so this Christmas feels like the calm period on the beach when the ocean peels away after an earthquake. Surely it stays like this forever, right?
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Is that Eem Thai BBQ? Had one of the best meals there
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Any NFL defender loves to lift and slam a guy lighter than them, and my limbs would get all inflatable car wash man if I was thrust 3 feet in the air, so no, 100% fumble rate
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I remember acquiring Jose Calderon for a doomed playoff push. I remember The Drummond Contendor. I remember considering Eric Moreland as an energy guy for the future. I remember point Brandon Knight (but his GPA!)

I miss none of it.
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When I was a kid, I mailed basketball cards of random players to the team’s address, asking for autographs. Anthony Bowie is the only one who sent back a signed card.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Johnathan Smith AND John L Smith are available and have handed PSU the Land Grant Trophy, can’t miss
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Funnier than announcing he’s replacing Lincoln Riley at USC?
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Can’t believe Maryland had a more John L Smith season than a team coached by Johnathan Smith
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Francisco Migoya tasted thousands of pizzas while researching his book Modernist Pizza and concluded it’s impossible to make a good frozen pizza. That said, sometimes it’s nice to have a pile of garbage carbs inside your house
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pittsburgh is my favorite airport to wait out a delay because of the cavernous amount of unused space. So easy to find a quiet corner and watch the tankers do touch and go’s.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ginger pear chiffon tart from the Pie and Pastry Bible isn’t too hard but looks super fancy and tastes autumnal (apologies for the annoying 2009-core writing in the linked recipe) katinthekitch.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/f...
Fucking CHIFFON and shit
The first thing I should note about today’s recipe, a Gingery Pear Chiffon Tart, is that the preamble to the recipe states that it is ideal for a “gala dinner.” Well, I don’…
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November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM