@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social Jon Stewart for President, 2028. The more we think about it the more it makes sense.

Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but whoever hates correction is stupid. Proverbs 12:1

These are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered…
Thomas Paine
1776

When corporations or the politicians they finance say, “We need tort reform to stop frivolous lawsuits,” all I hear is “We need to take away people’s right to trial by jury so we can act with impunity.”

Someone who hates charities put Giving Tuesday the day after Black Friday-Cyber Monday.