Lee Goff
@leebgoff.bsky.social
Author, Humor saves lives, a man accused of being a typical man but a non-negotiable advocate for women's rights and will fight for the support of abused women until I die. TV pilot/screenplay, Sisters Inc in the works. www.leegoffwrites.com
The numbers are overwhelming, not allowing me the time to vette the ones I don't know from X. I promise, I will always follow back legit folks, and always appreciative of someone taking the time to follow me. But taking a break.
I hope and pray all of you have the very best of Thanksgivings!
I hope and pray all of you have the very best of Thanksgivings!
November 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
The numbers are overwhelming, not allowing me the time to vette the ones I don't know from X. I promise, I will always follow back legit folks, and always appreciative of someone taking the time to follow me. But taking a break.
I hope and pray all of you have the very best of Thanksgivings!
I hope and pray all of you have the very best of Thanksgivings!
Maybe dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of lost socks
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Maybe dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of lost socks
When a man looks at a woman, his imagination is a wonderful thing, serving him well, but when he allows that same imagination to become his master, then a darkness forms
November 21, 2024 at 12:25 AM
When a man looks at a woman, his imagination is a wonderful thing, serving him well, but when he allows that same imagination to become his master, then a darkness forms
I saw a nice looking woman walking in front of shops, carrying a book under her arm, carrying that book as if it were a thousand dollar purse, and by doing so, elegance defined her, curiosity and intelligence not far behind. It was a moment.
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I saw a nice looking woman walking in front of shops, carrying a book under her arm, carrying that book as if it were a thousand dollar purse, and by doing so, elegance defined her, curiosity and intelligence not far behind. It was a moment.
Me: Her DOB? (Shit!) 2,it's 2. Day? Shit, is it odd or even? Wait! 23! Year? Christ, lady, I don't know and she doesn't tell me! Gimme a break!
(later)
Wife: Did you pick up my Rx?
Me: Yep
Wife: OMG! You remembered my birthday?
Me: Piece of cake
Wife: That's so sweet!
Me: That's me, baby
(later)
Wife: Did you pick up my Rx?
Me: Yep
Wife: OMG! You remembered my birthday?
Me: Piece of cake
Wife: That's so sweet!
Me: That's me, baby
November 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Me: Her DOB? (Shit!) 2,it's 2. Day? Shit, is it odd or even? Wait! 23! Year? Christ, lady, I don't know and she doesn't tell me! Gimme a break!
(later)
Wife: Did you pick up my Rx?
Me: Yep
Wife: OMG! You remembered my birthday?
Me: Piece of cake
Wife: That's so sweet!
Me: That's me, baby
(later)
Wife: Did you pick up my Rx?
Me: Yep
Wife: OMG! You remembered my birthday?
Me: Piece of cake
Wife: That's so sweet!
Me: That's me, baby
Some folks have villain origin stories. I have villain origin stories with sequels, spin-offs, 'best of' collections and Bloopers
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Some folks have villain origin stories. I have villain origin stories with sequels, spin-offs, 'best of' collections and Bloopers
Me: Am I long winded?
Wife: Other than starting to name some of your conversations like hurricanes, no.
Me: You mean as in 'long winded, wind, above the norm
Wife: Don't
Me: You're taking my desire to extrapolate and clarify
Wife: Here we go
Me: pertinent information
Wife: hurling self into sun
Wife: Other than starting to name some of your conversations like hurricanes, no.
Me: You mean as in 'long winded, wind, above the norm
Wife: Don't
Me: You're taking my desire to extrapolate and clarify
Wife: Here we go
Me: pertinent information
Wife: hurling self into sun
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Me: Am I long winded?
Wife: Other than starting to name some of your conversations like hurricanes, no.
Me: You mean as in 'long winded, wind, above the norm
Wife: Don't
Me: You're taking my desire to extrapolate and clarify
Wife: Here we go
Me: pertinent information
Wife: hurling self into sun
Wife: Other than starting to name some of your conversations like hurricanes, no.
Me: You mean as in 'long winded, wind, above the norm
Wife: Don't
Me: You're taking my desire to extrapolate and clarify
Wife: Here we go
Me: pertinent information
Wife: hurling self into sun
Hyper-Partisanship is the product of a curse claiming there are only two sides to everything, and we are duty bound to pick one or the other, denying any challenge, attacking any questioning of the side we have chosen, regardless of any validity a contradicting question may possess.
That sucks
That sucks
November 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Hyper-Partisanship is the product of a curse claiming there are only two sides to everything, and we are duty bound to pick one or the other, denying any challenge, attacking any questioning of the side we have chosen, regardless of any validity a contradicting question may possess.
That sucks
That sucks
Pinned post from X:
"I do not look to the famous and wealthy for inspiration or motivation. I find more strength and inspiration in the hopeless that have hope, the abused that survived, in women that refuse to be stopped from being all they can be. These are the richest people I know"
"I do not look to the famous and wealthy for inspiration or motivation. I find more strength and inspiration in the hopeless that have hope, the abused that survived, in women that refuse to be stopped from being all they can be. These are the richest people I know"
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Pinned post from X:
"I do not look to the famous and wealthy for inspiration or motivation. I find more strength and inspiration in the hopeless that have hope, the abused that survived, in women that refuse to be stopped from being all they can be. These are the richest people I know"
"I do not look to the famous and wealthy for inspiration or motivation. I find more strength and inspiration in the hopeless that have hope, the abused that survived, in women that refuse to be stopped from being all they can be. These are the richest people I know"
Is there a 'follow all back' feature? I do not have the time or patience to vette all, and I'm getting swamped. I figure I'll root out any bad ones/trolls/bots if they pop up later
Preesh!
Preesh!
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Is there a 'follow all back' feature? I do not have the time or patience to vette all, and I'm getting swamped. I figure I'll root out any bad ones/trolls/bots if they pop up later
Preesh!
Preesh!
You that know my wife and me will appreciate this:
"Oh Lord, I've got to stop, I'm making my wife madder and madder. We were 'fussing' she blurts out, "Quit being such a Grump Muffin!" I burst out laughing, "Grump Muffin? BWAHA!" which made her madder, and I can't stop laughing and she's so mad!"
"Oh Lord, I've got to stop, I'm making my wife madder and madder. We were 'fussing' she blurts out, "Quit being such a Grump Muffin!" I burst out laughing, "Grump Muffin? BWAHA!" which made her madder, and I can't stop laughing and she's so mad!"
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
You that know my wife and me will appreciate this:
"Oh Lord, I've got to stop, I'm making my wife madder and madder. We were 'fussing' she blurts out, "Quit being such a Grump Muffin!" I burst out laughing, "Grump Muffin? BWAHA!" which made her madder, and I can't stop laughing and she's so mad!"
"Oh Lord, I've got to stop, I'm making my wife madder and madder. We were 'fussing' she blurts out, "Quit being such a Grump Muffin!" I burst out laughing, "Grump Muffin? BWAHA!" which made her madder, and I can't stop laughing and she's so mad!"
If you enable an abuser, you are an abuser.
If Trump does not withdraw Matt Gaetz as the AG nominee, Trump will no longer be known as the Commander-in-Chief, but the
Abuser-in-Chief.
If Trump does not withdraw Matt Gaetz as the AG nominee, Trump will no longer be known as the Commander-in-Chief, but the
Abuser-in-Chief.
November 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If you enable an abuser, you are an abuser.
If Trump does not withdraw Matt Gaetz as the AG nominee, Trump will no longer be known as the Commander-in-Chief, but the
Abuser-in-Chief.
If Trump does not withdraw Matt Gaetz as the AG nominee, Trump will no longer be known as the Commander-in-Chief, but the
Abuser-in-Chief.
(man in Starbucks)
Man: There's a big rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
Man: There's a giant rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
(man sighs....)
Man: There's a Venti rat in your bathroom.
Barista: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Man: There's a big rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
Man: There's a giant rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
(man sighs....)
Man: There's a Venti rat in your bathroom.
Barista: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
(man in Starbucks)
Man: There's a big rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
Man: There's a giant rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
(man sighs....)
Man: There's a Venti rat in your bathroom.
Barista: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Man: There's a big rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
Man: There's a giant rat in your bathroom!
Barista: What?
(man sighs....)
Man: There's a Venti rat in your bathroom.
Barista: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I never have nor ever will allow politics to attach puppet strings to my relationships and dictate who my family and friends are. I learn from differences. I grow from confrontations. I also gain friends that now know it's safe to talk with me. I'm good with that
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I never have nor ever will allow politics to attach puppet strings to my relationships and dictate who my family and friends are. I learn from differences. I grow from confrontations. I also gain friends that now know it's safe to talk with me. I'm good with that
Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables that went to Harvard
November 18, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables that went to Harvard
One of my most conservative beliefs was taught to me by a liberal. One of my most liberal leanings was given to me by a conservative. I have never once adopted anything that was shouted at me, and the more I was insulted, the deeper I dug my heels in. Both sides of the aisle are sources of wealth.
November 18, 2024 at 1:12 PM
One of my most conservative beliefs was taught to me by a liberal. One of my most liberal leanings was given to me by a conservative. I have never once adopted anything that was shouted at me, and the more I was insulted, the deeper I dug my heels in. Both sides of the aisle are sources of wealth.
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November 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Hey, all you math geeks! Are Prime Ribs only divisible by themselves?
November 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Hey, all you math geeks! Are Prime Ribs only divisible by themselves?
To the stomach, all potatoes are mashed potatoes.
There is a life lesson there.
Be the gravy
There is a life lesson there.
Be the gravy
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
To the stomach, all potatoes are mashed potatoes.
There is a life lesson there.
Be the gravy
There is a life lesson there.
Be the gravy
For every right thing we say to do, there is a wronged person being reminded of how wrong life can be. For every wrong we speak against, we are called ten times over to help the victims of the wrong. We were all called to be physicians to the damaged souls. Screw hate
November 17, 2024 at 1:32 PM
For every right thing we say to do, there is a wronged person being reminded of how wrong life can be. For every wrong we speak against, we are called ten times over to help the victims of the wrong. We were all called to be physicians to the damaged souls. Screw hate
Me, my wife (an iconic figure to many) and us together. To know me is to know her.
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Me, my wife (an iconic figure to many) and us together. To know me is to know her.
I do not look to the famous and wealthy for inspiration or motivation. I find more strength and inspiration in the hopeless that have hope, the abused that survived, in women that refuse to be stopped from being all they can be. These are the richest people I know
November 17, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I do not look to the famous and wealthy for inspiration or motivation. I find more strength and inspiration in the hopeless that have hope, the abused that survived, in women that refuse to be stopped from being all they can be. These are the richest people I know