late ass reservations to accommodate for HIM on MY birthday and hes still late and texting me like its no big fucking deal bitch its my card on file too

thank u lovey!!!!!

thank you!!!!!! 🐣♥️

adonis is so brave for coming out as heteroflexible 💜

me and #her

ik im just a little Jokerman - Bob Dylan but i literally have bpd so ummmm dont lead me on :p

AND me and my irl bestie are going to beetlehouse tomorrow; a beetlejuice/tim burton themed restaurant/bar 🤓🤓🤓🤓

my check came in early so now i’m on the hunt for a bobby d shirt, new pair of jeans & potentially some dune or game of thrones pj pants 🤓🤓🤓🤓

just so fucking dull, painfully unfunny & downright ugly to look at lmao im so happy it went home without a single award

time for some revisionist history and see if i give it more than half a star now that im full of whimsy and wonder and not an angry prick