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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛
@lediva.bsky.social
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@lediva@lediva.masto.host

Professional geek, semi-professional performer, amateur human. Part cat, but allergic to them. NYC adjacent. Married (to @beetiger.bsky.social) poly queer trans lady. 40-something. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐈‍⬛she/her
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B&W animation of a black kitten playing with someone's hand
September 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The Pokémon Wooloo, which looks like a sheep with braided pigtails.
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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This is just gross, especially in a country with a subpar social safety net that's being actively destroyed.
Billboard spotted near Times Square. It has a generic white woman looking at the viewer, AI-generated. Above her, it reads "Stop Hiring Humans". Below her, "The era of AI employees is here."
August 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Just dropping this here for no reason www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
PEACE PRIZE: Stephan Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael Thali and Beat Kneubuehl of the University of Bern, Switzerland, for determining - by experiment whether it is better to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle. REFERENCE: “Are Full or Empty Beer Bottles Sturdier and Does Their Fracture-Threshold Suffice to Break the Human Skull?" Stephan A. Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael J. Thali and Beat P. Kneubuehl, Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine, vol. 16, no. 3, April 2009, pp. 138-42. DOI:10.1016/j.jflm.2008.07.013. WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Stephan Bolliger
August 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Thunhs to you, too.
Black Sharpie writing on the side of a Starbucks cup. It's supposed to read "Thanks", but it's been quickly written so it looks more like "Thunhs".
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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You rang?
Miranda Dulce Tostadora, from Date Everything. She's a sexy anthropomorphic toaster holding a bass guitar that looks like a piece of toast with a butter pat on it.
August 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Whoa, I had no idea that was a documentary 🙀
NPR article: 'The Naked Gun,' a dazzling documentary, and more in theaters this week. The preview image is of Liam Neeson from The Naked Gun.
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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farting musically
Le Petomane, a REAL historical French musician who was a sensation as he musically farted his way through songs
July 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Queen Doreen Green would be keen!
A drawing of Doreen Green (aka The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl) baking in a kitchen with Tippy Toe (her squirrel friend) climbing the cabinets to get a can of nuts
July 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Have You Been Harmed By This Man?

You may be eligible for compensation!
Locutus of Borg
July 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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✊🏻🏳️‍⚧️
The blue/pink photo from OP, now with text superimposed: "ARRAKIS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS"
July 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Selena Gomez limited edition horchata Oreos" sounds like something an LLM would spit out, and yet
A package of Selena Gomez limited edition horchata Oreos, in real life Selena's name is bigger than the Oreo logo, the package color generally is a dark red. You can see that the cookies have a headphones design on them.
July 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Temu-ass Doctor Manhattan over here
A close up crop of the OP's screenshot, focusing on Peter Thiel's face with a podcast app's bookmark button coincidentally on his forehead, which kinda makes him look like Doctor Manhattan, especially given the general blue cast of the photo.
June 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Simon's Cat (a white cartoon cat) sits in front of his empty food bowl and gestures with a front paw to his mouth, as if to say "food goes in here, hoomin"
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Simon's Cat (a white cartoon cat) sits in front of his empty food bowl and gestures with a front paw to his mouth, as if to say "food goes in here, hoomin"
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I may be basic, but I also make poor decisions with my disposable income.
Holding a bottle of Captain M3gan run, which looks like a bottle of Captain Morgan, except it features M3gan (you know, from the movies) on the label.
June 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Can confirm trombone 😹
Clip from the above article which reads: Trombone: You came to terms with being thoroughly uncool and this is where it got you.
June 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Mi amore, por favore... #Eurovision #TommyCash
A photo of the label on the side of a Starbucks cup. It reads "Doppio Macchiato" which just means two shots of espresso. It's totally the same thing, I swear.
May 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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(I'm the tall woman in the back wearing glasses)

This is Redshirts, the only all-women Star Trek: TNG themed musical improv troupe in the known universe. I'm so proud to be part of the crew. 😸
Six women posing in TNG red Command shirts, giving the LLAP (🖖🏻) sign
May 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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It's that time of year again....
A picture of Mae Borowsky (from the game "Night in the Woods"). She is an anthro black cat wearing a red t-shirt and carrying a baseball bat. The caption reads "it's gonna be Mae". Because tomorrow is May 1, and it's like the Justin Timberlake meme haha get it?
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!!
Gif from the Spongmonkeys Quiznos commercial where one Spongmonkey yells "THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!!"
April 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Found this guy backstage. Who do you think he's supposed to be?

My first guess is Jesus, but Moses & Joseph are also solid options.
A ~4 foot tall plush figure, resembling a white man with brown hair and beard, wearing a white and blue robe. He looks like a drawing of someone from Biblical times.
April 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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@katelynburns.com I must say, you look AMAZING for someone over 120 years old. 😸
It's been clear that conservatives were manipulating men's insecurity about manhood for almost as long as I've been alive, it's just spilled over into the absurd of late. There are magazine articles from the early 1900's spreading panic over the masculinization of women and concurrent feminization of men.
April 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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hell yeah
A screenshot from my screen time report, showing 4 hours and 20 minutes (aka the weed number)
April 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Original post: mastodon.social/@mcc/1142983...
April 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM