"pork and alcohol menu"

Olive garden gets it

clearly she was always the best one

this is how you McMod the McRib

KFCs and Hooters in Asia serve Coca-Cola products. America down bad

NO TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES
NO TIME FOR PALM TREES

same

was in the Moe's Tavern at Universal Studios pounding Jamesons and Duffs and hiding from my in laws. there's TVs that play Simpsons clips on a loop, the one where Homer isn't sure if he's still in love with Marge was on and damn if I didn't almost lose it right there

someone crashed their car into the tower bar in san diego. like, into the side of it and shit

happy redzone day from san diego

honestly believe i don't generally get riled up about xwitter but to see this whitemansplaining and then a response of "Great Point!" ... I'm actually fuming 😡

seeing Julie Brown say goodbye to Pee Wee has me choked up.

might be aggrandizing it but the guy who was the avatar of a generation's quirky, curious demeanor about life is gone now.