Jen
lebunnylub.bsky.social
Jen
@lebunnylub.bsky.social
Born: 1992, sfw and nsfw. Minors DNI
And if I recall correctly alastors injuries was from the sharky? So unless that shark had some angelic chompers he’d be fine. Emily got hit with the only power to hurt both angels and demons/sinners.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reminds me of Alice madness returns, (spoiler) seeing atrocities but doing nothing to stop them driving her mad and in essence wanting to punish herself.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you ever wanna try bakanime in Bakersfield,Ca that’d be crazy.
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sending this to some relatives 😤
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s actually so nice to be free of twitter. Like you can finally breathe. Glad to see you here!
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
"Oh fuck you Alastor."

"Haha, language. Who talks like that to a paying customer?"

"I can let loose around a friend...can't I?"

Alastor can see his fear and uncertainty. This lonely man is so desperate for companionship...it's delicious.

Alastor nods. "I suppose you got me there"
November 7, 2024 at 7:19 AM
"You?"

"Indeed, why don't you make me something like...oh, I don't know. A cat? I could use a little wooden cat. If you can make it then I'll pay for it."

'I can try...but are you sure you don't want the cane?"

"Hmm...you know what? I think you should put that on hold for me."
November 7, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Lucifer pushes his hand off with a pout. "I'm not getting rid of the duck, it's my signature look."

"I'm sure if you take commissions and tailor your work to peoples taste that you'll get more costumers."

"I know...but, I dont feel like I can make anything else..."

"Why don't you try with me?"
November 7, 2024 at 7:15 AM
"Now, don't give such a long face! I like it! I really do!"

Lucifer perks up. "Really?"

"Really."

"Really really?"

"Really really..."

"So, you'll buy it!?"

"Well..."

"Come on! It's super cool! My best work yet!"

"I'm sure it is." Alastor says as he pats the other on the head.
November 7, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Lucifer doesn't seem to notice or if he does he doesn't care. All he can think about is his great plan failing. He worked so hard to make the cane and the sword he figured it would be impossible to disliked. He pouts as he puts the sword back into the cane and turns it so it locks in place.
November 7, 2024 at 7:11 AM
"Dangerous yes but not for me. I am quite at ease in this town."

"Really?"

"Yes, ive lived here far longer than you've been here. Most people don't dare bother me...if they know what's good for them." He says the last part under his breath with his smile growing more sinister.
November 7, 2024 at 7:10 AM
"Speechless, yeah, I figured you would be," Lucifer replies smugly and swishes the blade around with a surprised amount of grace and skill.

"I'm surprised you think me a man who wants or even needs a sword."

"Aren't you a gentleman? This town is dangerous so it makes sense-"
November 7, 2024 at 7:08 AM
"HA HA! Feast your eyes! A rapier blade made of the finest steel! "

Alastor is bewildered, surely the other bought the blade because there's no way he could forge it. Also a cane that is a blade is something he'd like but a duck as a handle is hardly efficient. "Well now..."
November 7, 2024 at 7:06 AM
"It's not the quality or the wood that's the problem. I dont need a cane and if I did I wouldn't want a duck on it."

"Oh?" Lucifer raises a brow. "Even if it had this in it!" In a swift motions lucifer turns the duck at the top and pulls it up to reveal an actual sword!
November 7, 2024 at 7:03 AM
"Another duck..."

"Yes!" Lucifer says proudly. "But look!"

Alastor steps back and gets the full view of the wooden cane with a duck on top. Alastor blinks and tilts his head. "You're joking."

"Nope! Look so this wood is a bit tricky to work with but it's super sturdy and-"
November 7, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Alastor follows to see what the others workshop looks like and is disappointed to see it's pretty normal. It's cluttered, scraps of wood and half finished projects are skewed about. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Alastor sighs but is quickly put on alert when a duck shaped object is put in his face.
November 7, 2024 at 7:00 AM
"Todays the day Alastor!"

"Oh? And what day is that?"

"The day you're gonna buy something! I can feel it!"

"Is that so?" Alastor takes a few glances around. "I doubt it."

"But, today I have something new!"

Alastor watches as the other bounds away and goes past a door to the others workshop.
November 7, 2024 at 6:58 AM
To learn more Alastor has been making himself more acquainted with the other and visiting his shop every few days to talk and perhaps entertain the idea of buying something. Lucifer seems to smile more and more as Alastor returns to his shop and it's obvious he's hoping Alastor will buy something.
November 7, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Whatever group he's part of they trained his body to be poison resistant and perhaps even the accidents that allowed him to escape unharmed by attacks was planned out well in advance.

It's just...hard to believe that Lucifer was...on top of everything. He genuinely seems like a pathetic guy.
November 7, 2024 at 6:53 AM
He drank each drink and danced and partied like the alcohol was the only thing affecting him. Lucifer seems blissfully unaware of the attempts on his life and even being threatened to his face doesn't phase him.

That makes Alastor think Lucifer is part of some other gang but he's working alone.
November 7, 2024 at 6:52 AM
It doesn't matter if it's a gun in his back or a machete to his face somehow things just don't hurt him. The gun jams, the person trips and falls before his swing connects, and even poisoning doesn't work. That is the strangest part, When lucifer came to the party he drank multiple spiked drinks!
November 7, 2024 at 6:50 AM