People often ask me if I'm a boy or a girl, isn't it obvious that what I am is a sexually confused pirate captain, of the queerest crew :3
Me: "It's when you're b-b-b-bad"
Me: "It's when you're b-b-b-bad"
*sets a reminder for 8 called 10 to*
*sets a reminder for 8 called 10 to*
It wasn't kidding when it said use by the 7th 😭
It wasn't kidding when it said use by the 7th 😭
Partner: "I love king julien"
Partner: "I love king julien"
"Tora tora is only available on amazon music with a subscription, it's free for the first month and then costs £5.99 every month until you cancel it, would you like me to charge you £5.99 and play tora tora?"
"Tora tora is only available on amazon music with a subscription, it's free for the first month and then costs £5.99 every month until you cancel it, would you like me to charge you £5.99 and play tora tora?"
Alexa: "Master of puppets by Metallica is not available on amazon music without purchase"
Alexa: "Master of puppets by Metallica is not available on amazon music without purchase"