David Leavitt
@leavittdc.bsky.social
Bite-sized portions of triviality that tug at the heart and fog the mind. I'm a co-owner of the Green Bay Packers. Oh and once I saw a blimp.
glad someone was counting
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
glad someone was counting
As an uncle with perfectly cromulent political views, I object to the common media trope that uncles have unhinged beliefs!!!!!
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
As an uncle with perfectly cromulent political views, I object to the common media trope that uncles have unhinged beliefs!!!!!
backlash from ... people who hate the planet?
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
backlash from ... people who hate the planet?
Time to check on what the FIFA Peace Prize winner is up to
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Time to check on what the FIFA Peace Prize winner is up to
Are there a million PAGES or a million FILES?
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Are there a million PAGES or a million FILES?
No problem. Done.
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No problem. Done.
The photo caption does not agree with Dr. Andy Reid
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The photo caption does not agree with Dr. Andy Reid
hey what can we get for just one tanker a month
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
hey what can we get for just one tanker a month
"daaaaaad make them sell it to me come onnnnn!'
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"daaaaaad make them sell it to me come onnnnn!'
Curious if Axios thinks Donald Trump is a rabble rouser because they don't use that descriptor before his name like they do for Jasmine Crockett
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Curious if Axios thinks Donald Trump is a rabble rouser because they don't use that descriptor before his name like they do for Jasmine Crockett
as long as immigrants are perfect, which is definitely something human beings can be, then it's all good!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
as long as immigrants are perfect, which is definitely something human beings can be, then it's all good!!!!
don't believe your bank account
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
don't believe your bank account
Dear Democrats, please frame the narrative like this
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Dear Democrats, please frame the narrative like this
Is ... is it a taco? Did a taco write this article?
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is ... is it a taco? Did a taco write this article?
All the photos of people "dressing better" show a Coach experience that is fancier than today's Business Class
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All the photos of people "dressing better" show a Coach experience that is fancier than today's Business Class
We’re not pausing enough to admire this. Republicans are afraid to be against Trump, but he is very unpopular actually.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We’re not pausing enough to admire this. Republicans are afraid to be against Trump, but he is very unpopular actually.
The Peloton bike seat post is not compatible with Peloton Bike, which isn't confusing at all what are you talking about
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Peloton bike seat post is not compatible with Peloton Bike, which isn't confusing at all what are you talking about
She should file a $2 billion defamation suit
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
She should file a $2 billion defamation suit
can ... can we see the legislation first?
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
can ... can we see the legislation first?
Not even WINNING results in wins? 2025 is rough.
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not even WINNING results in wins? 2025 is rough.
It's the Golden Age of America, yet everywhere Americans live is the absolute worst dump imaginable. Do I have that right?
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's the Golden Age of America, yet everywhere Americans live is the absolute worst dump imaginable. Do I have that right?
I visited the famous $1.1M Paul Skenes 1 of 1. Unlike the Louvre, they take security pretty seriously over here at Dick's Sporting Goods. The card is in a 1,500-pound safe behind ballistic-proof glass. Pretty cool of Dick's to display it for everyone rather than have it sit in a private collection!
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I visited the famous $1.1M Paul Skenes 1 of 1. Unlike the Louvre, they take security pretty seriously over here at Dick's Sporting Goods. The card is in a 1,500-pound safe behind ballistic-proof glass. Pretty cool of Dick's to display it for everyone rather than have it sit in a private collection!
What makes a courthouse "sleepy"?
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What makes a courthouse "sleepy"?
I can't actually see how far the Overton window has moved because it's buried in a pile of rubble
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can't actually see how far the Overton window has moved because it's buried in a pile of rubble
Before you look down and see the number, guess how what percent of the price of a ticket goes to platforms like StubHub, Vivid Seats, and SeatGeek.
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Before you look down and see the number, guess how what percent of the price of a ticket goes to platforms like StubHub, Vivid Seats, and SeatGeek.