google you mother fucker if you don't give back long-hold-to-download-image I'm going to mcfucking lose my mind

IF I GET ONE MORE EMAIL ABOUT HOW AI WILL OPTIMIZE MY WORKFLOW IM GONNA LOSE IT

me to me: hey so we're trying to set up realistic expectations for ourselves, right? so ... why do you have so much on your plate?

me, juggling fifty plates and some of them are only imaginary: because I want to?

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be struck by lightning. twice.

how many unsubscribe attempts does it take to actually unsubscribe from something

the only thing I ever learn from a matcha beverage video is that I am NOT using enough matcha

(scrolling through my To Read list)

wow these sound so interesting, I want to read them

there was a brief moment where I thought LinkedIn was not as bad as Facebook

watching At World's End bc I need dopamine and that movie really started with executive orders and hangings.

I just wanted to see Keira Knightly kill people with swords, man

I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.

I need a more effective form of escapism than what's currently available. More than book or movie or vr.

I need to be in a fucking coma.

I need to see The Last Showgirl!!!! Let's go!!

(screaming) 🙂