Matt
@leastimcreative.bsky.social
Doom scrolling Lvl 5
Also Os, Commies, UVA, Caps, Hammers. Dogs too.
We're all so, so cooked.
Also Os, Commies, UVA, Caps, Hammers. Dogs too.
We're all so, so cooked.
Just gotta give it two weeks. Two weeks and it’ll all be fixed up. You want the best performing app since the fall of Rome? Two weeks, my friend.
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Just gotta give it two weeks. Two weeks and it’ll all be fixed up. You want the best performing app since the fall of Rome? Two weeks, my friend.
Move over, GOT Season 8
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Move over, GOT Season 8
Wonder if his rainy day fund can cover a pardon
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Wonder if his rainy day fund can cover a pardon
that's nearly two roxburys!
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
that's nearly two roxburys!
New fear that they’ve Death Becomes Her-ed him
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
New fear that they’ve Death Becomes Her-ed him
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 AM
One that they’re now repeating with “he doesn’t even care about groceries, big weirdo” and not “jfc there are thousands of pictures and videos of them cosplaying Nazis. Look! LOOK!”
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 AM
One that they’re now repeating with “he doesn’t even care about groceries, big weirdo” and not “jfc there are thousands of pictures and videos of them cosplaying Nazis. Look! LOOK!”
Seems like maybe a missed opportunity?
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Seems like maybe a missed opportunity?
Misread “end” for “and”. Phew.
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Misread “end” for “and”. Phew.
They can’t even AI prompt the misery out of Rubio’s face
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
They can’t even AI prompt the misery out of Rubio’s face
Shoot that’s Haribo. Doug Potatohead?
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Shoot that’s Haribo. Doug Potatohead?
And is changing his name to Doug Gummybear
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
And is changing his name to Doug Gummybear
“And the best supporting actor award goes to… Donald Trump for playing Donald Trump in home alone 2. That marks the 4th straight win for this now mostly redacted role, barely beating out Stephen Miller as golem in Meet the Press.”
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 PM
“And the best supporting actor award goes to… Donald Trump for playing Donald Trump in home alone 2. That marks the 4th straight win for this now mostly redacted role, barely beating out Stephen Miller as golem in Meet the Press.”