Jared
@leaping-fish.bsky.social
Carly Rae Jepsen has some of the best Pop production of our generation and I will never shut up about it
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen has some of the best Pop production of our generation and I will never shut up about it
Can't believe Jupiter made me gay
The modern astrologer last night told me Saturn is benefic and Jupiter is Malefic and that Jupiter is “excessive” and makes people homosexuals lmao these theosophy ppl are not well.
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Can't believe Jupiter made me gay
New fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
New fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem
Thank fucking God for gay people
August 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Thank fucking God for gay people
If there are no Eric Whitacre haters left, I'm dead
July 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If there are no Eric Whitacre haters left, I'm dead
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahaha
Switch to Mercury as the profected Lord from the Ascendant, Moon, and Fortune is loudddddd
July 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahaha
Nothing like singing music in the space where it was written.
July 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Nothing like singing music in the space where it was written.
If I never have to hear barbershop again, I'd be a happy person
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If I never have to hear barbershop again, I'd be a happy person
Dolly Parton is playing in this tattoo shop. What a good omen
July 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Dolly Parton is playing in this tattoo shop. What a good omen
Theresa of Ávila was out here sucking and fucking God. I wanna be her
July 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Theresa of Ávila was out here sucking and fucking God. I wanna be her
My favorite bit is when Classical musicians talk about the opera Carmen, I always respond "omg the 2001 hip-hopera with Beyonce?'
July 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My favorite bit is when Classical musicians talk about the opera Carmen, I always respond "omg the 2001 hip-hopera with Beyonce?'
Re: Uranus
This transit lasts for like a tenth of a normal human life. OF COURSE there are going to be major changes over the next SEVEN YEARS.
I am so tired of astrologers grifting with their basic, over-generalized shitty takes.
Spending so much energy to literally say nothing.
This transit lasts for like a tenth of a normal human life. OF COURSE there are going to be major changes over the next SEVEN YEARS.
I am so tired of astrologers grifting with their basic, over-generalized shitty takes.
Spending so much energy to literally say nothing.
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Re: Uranus
This transit lasts for like a tenth of a normal human life. OF COURSE there are going to be major changes over the next SEVEN YEARS.
I am so tired of astrologers grifting with their basic, over-generalized shitty takes.
Spending so much energy to literally say nothing.
This transit lasts for like a tenth of a normal human life. OF COURSE there are going to be major changes over the next SEVEN YEARS.
I am so tired of astrologers grifting with their basic, over-generalized shitty takes.
Spending so much energy to literally say nothing.
I can't believe the remedy for Saturn is to smoke weed and pray (I can believe it)
July 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can't believe the remedy for Saturn is to smoke weed and pray (I can believe it)
Let the next 18 hours of travel fly smoothly 👟🪽🙏
July 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Let the next 18 hours of travel fly smoothly 👟🪽🙏
I did it.
I slayed the spire.
I slayed the spire.
June 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I did it.
I slayed the spire.
I slayed the spire.
My favorite work story is one time somebody created a product in our system and used the Hot Dog emoji as the item number and it broke our system and took financial reporting offline for 2 days
June 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My favorite work story is one time somebody created a product in our system and used the Hot Dog emoji as the item number and it broke our system and took financial reporting offline for 2 days
I love being a Norwac lurker. Here to vibe and distribute mushrooms
May 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I love being a Norwac lurker. Here to vibe and distribute mushrooms
Haunted by the fact that I left behind an unopened bag of sour gushers in the fridge of my hotel room.
May 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Haunted by the fact that I left behind an unopened bag of sour gushers in the fridge of my hotel room.
Switch to Mercury as the profected Lord from the Ascendant, Moon, and Fortune is loudddddd
May 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Switch to Mercury as the profected Lord from the Ascendant, Moon, and Fortune is loudddddd
What the actual fuck is "karmic emotional trauma"
May 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What the actual fuck is "karmic emotional trauma"
Wait this solar return is kind of a slay.
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wait this solar return is kind of a slay.
Sewing inspo
April 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sewing inspo
Took some mushrooms before choir tonight. Let's see how this goes :)
April 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Took some mushrooms before choir tonight. Let's see how this goes :)
Reposted by Jared
procyon lesson # 38:
when in doubt go outside, dogs need a daily walk
when in doubt go outside, dogs need a daily walk
April 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
procyon lesson # 38:
when in doubt go outside, dogs need a daily walk
when in doubt go outside, dogs need a daily walk
Lady Gaga at Coachella
April 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Lady Gaga at Coachella