Fair. But if you're a beer swelling redneck you're also vastly more likely to have a ED on top of being unlikely to try to improve a relationship in real ways that promote a partner to actually want to have sex with you.

It was, of course, a huge exaggeration, but I was picturing this:

Diversity and inclusion aren't about making space for ignorant, couch-fucking, fascist scum like JD Vance and his braindead wife.

I got bored tonight and looking for distractions from Trump threatening to invade my country.

So, looking to the offseason, I was curious about the capacity for each contender class team to add to their roster in the offseason while maintaining what they have.

This is the result:

I like him, but he's had a really rough year. Hope they put him with McCabe and let Rielly have Tanev.

Fuck Wayne Gretzky.

Fuck Team USA. Fuck Bill Guerin.

Bill Guerin can rot in hell. What a piece of shit scum bag. Fucking American shit for brains.

Elliote Friedman is such an embarrassing cuckold of a man. Grow a fucking pair you traitorous coward.

These people want to fucking take our sovereignty and you're worried about their special song.

The anthem has nothing to do with WW2, and we're on the verge of WW3 thanks to them. Fuck you!

I've had some pushback on a couple platforms for calling Twitter under Musk a Nazi factory.

Pretty hard to deny, now:

The solution is in the room. We believe in you!

I don't mean to beat up on the Sabres, but 11 in a row, and this showing after meeting with the owner....

Tonight I went with a variation on the Death Flip:

1 oz. Reposado Tequila
0.5 oz. Green Chartreuse
0.5 oz. Jagermeister
0.75 oz. Simple Syrup
1 whole egg

It's delicious!

#cocktails

Rolling Stone is the only outlet here to report on anything related to why the shooter might have targeted this monster. Most focus on what a great man Thompson was, or the police efforts to track down the killer.

That's why social media not controlled by Elon Musk is so important.

This man is apparently the second best option to be the Secretary of Defense.

Thoughts from the #Leafs game last night:

1. It was great to see Robertson score.
2. I want to see Minten given a long leash to develop in that role.
3. The matte helmets and old school jerseys are Tampa's best look.
4. Woll was incredible most of that game.
5. We stole one:

Not sure that's accurate. There's a grace period from the start of the season. I forget what it is, but once a guy clears waivers in October, you can recall and send back down without waivers for a while.

Friday night is usually #cocktail night in my house.

Tonight, I went with this old-fashioned riff from Truffles on the Rocks.

It's a coconut fat washed rum base with apricot brandy and demerara.

Cheers to all the normal, lovely people of Bluesky!