Leafbelly (Don Willis)
@leafbelly.bsky.social
A mayor, a can, cheese.
I sometimes think it's possible that I died at some point in my life and every moment after that -- including now -- is just a dream, or a simulation.
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I sometimes think it's possible that I died at some point in my life and every moment after that -- including now -- is just a dream, or a simulation.
Hmm. I should check out this fancy eatery called "Arby's." Trip Advisor rates it as one of the "Best Restaurants in Portsmouth, Ohio."
Seriously.
Seriously.
June 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hmm. I should check out this fancy eatery called "Arby's." Trip Advisor rates it as one of the "Best Restaurants in Portsmouth, Ohio."
Seriously.
Seriously.
Took a COVID test today and found out I'm pregnant.
May 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Took a COVID test today and found out I'm pregnant.
I always wondered why Sgt. O'leary traded in his chevy for a cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac.
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I always wondered why Sgt. O'leary traded in his chevy for a cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac.
(Did) Elon Musk paid Joe Rogan to endorse Donald Trump.
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April 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
(Did) Elon Musk paid Joe Rogan to endorse Donald Trump.
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Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
I'll never fucking call it the Gulf of America.
February 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'll never fucking call it the Gulf of America.
Cyrillic looks like someone used to know the Latin alphabet, but forgot some of the letters when they were creating their own alphabet.
"OK, let's put an 'A' here, 'B' there ... and wait, which way did that 'R' face?"
"OK, let's put an 'A' here, 'B' there ... and wait, which way did that 'R' face?"
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cyrillic looks like someone used to know the Latin alphabet, but forgot some of the letters when they were creating their own alphabet.
"OK, let's put an 'A' here, 'B' there ... and wait, which way did that 'R' face?"
"OK, let's put an 'A' here, 'B' there ... and wait, which way did that 'R' face?"
Dear Republicans: This is what you voted for.
Get ready for 1457 more days of the same shit.
Get ready for 1457 more days of the same shit.
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Dear Republicans: This is what you voted for.
Get ready for 1457 more days of the same shit.
Get ready for 1457 more days of the same shit.
2017.
Remember that year? That was 8 years ago.
Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!
Remember that year? That was 8 years ago.
Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!
January 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
2017.
Remember that year? That was 8 years ago.
Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!
Remember that year? That was 8 years ago.
Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!
TIL Marge raped Homer in an episode of The Simpsons.
December 21, 2024 at 12:26 PM
TIL Marge raped Homer in an episode of The Simpsons.
Bernie's right.
We are 100% a full-fledged oligarchy.
The fact that we knew this would happen and yet we still voted for it as a country scares the living fuck out of me.
We are 100% a full-fledged oligarchy.
The fact that we knew this would happen and yet we still voted for it as a country scares the living fuck out of me.
Welcome to the world of oligarchy.
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Bernie's right.
We are 100% a full-fledged oligarchy.
The fact that we knew this would happen and yet we still voted for it as a country scares the living fuck out of me.
We are 100% a full-fledged oligarchy.
The fact that we knew this would happen and yet we still voted for it as a country scares the living fuck out of me.
TIL a size 2XL in China is for a 28" waist.
28 inches!
28 inches!
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 PM
TIL a size 2XL in China is for a 28" waist.
28 inches!
28 inches!
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Y'all voted for a felon and you're upset when Biden pardons his son?
Fuck, the hypocrisy on the right is laughable.
Fuck, the hypocrisy on the right is laughable.
December 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Y'all voted for a felon and you're upset when Biden pardons his son?
Fuck, the hypocrisy on the right is laughable.
Fuck, the hypocrisy on the right is laughable.
"Eenie Meenie Minee Mo" is a rigged game.
November 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
"Eenie Meenie Minee Mo" is a rigged game.
When you think about the origin of the term "brown-noser," it's not quite as pleasant to use.
November 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
When you think about the origin of the term "brown-noser," it's not quite as pleasant to use.
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Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.
November 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.
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But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.
November 17, 2024 at 4:37 PM
But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.
Wow! How old are you?
November 15, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Wow! How old are you?
Gee, thanks Google AI. So helpful.
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Gee, thanks Google AI. So helpful.
How can it be that I've browsed this platform for nearly two days now and I haven't rage posted once?
I almost forgot that social media can actually be ... fun. It's almost therapeutic.
I almost forgot that social media can actually be ... fun. It's almost therapeutic.
a cat is being held by a person with a 4gifs.com watermark in the corner
ALT: a cat is being held by a person with a 4gifs.com watermark in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 AM
How can it be that I've browsed this platform for nearly two days now and I haven't rage posted once?
I almost forgot that social media can actually be ... fun. It's almost therapeutic.
I almost forgot that social media can actually be ... fun. It's almost therapeutic.
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Matt Gaetz's favorite music album.
November 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Matt Gaetz's favorite music album.
Word of the day: kakistocracy
November 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Word of the day: kakistocracy
The Rolling Stones' song "Sympathy for the Devil" contains 154 "woo woos."
November 12, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The Rolling Stones' song "Sympathy for the Devil" contains 154 "woo woos."