even then, I have to consult a masterdoc full of phrases and smileys and turns of phrase to say anything worthwhile online. Each of these takes so much effort

I've been practicing in front of a mirror a lot. Any mirror works, but I really don't. I don't know if that's the anxiety or something taking root

much deeper than

that. But I cannot speak for the love of me. And I'm scared they won't find that cute or quirky or anything

that was a lot of effort and time spent to know a person only to find out I had been talking to the wrong guy. preposterous

Still surprised I forgave them so fast after they went online to say "I am going to kill myself now". ONLY for them to mean it in a figurative way. New online presence, shedding the old one, etc. And they wouldn't respond to any of my messages because they swapped all their accounts ;/

From what I've heard, they've got some fancy knife. They never even told me about it. Rude.

Did they make their sweater themselves? Was it a gift? Anyone know how to find the exact source of a piece of clothing?

Got muted, again. Last time asked a guy for help, think it got worse. Main complaint. "You sometimes sound like my mom". I don't know what I'm doing.

Twist them and pull by hand. By leg. By teeth and skin and bone. Give it your best shot and disregard your place in the world. She cannot get mad at you, after all.

a fair warning to anyone out there: do not try and confuse me. Don't try and tell me you know any better. There is a remarkable disconnect between me and "Technology". I am not really sorry if that spells doom for you