Jordan
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Kids these days don't know what it's like to be hit with another one of them block rockin beats
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Kids these days don't know what it's like to be hit with another one of them block rockin beats
I have a feeling the cut 60 minutes segment will be their most watched, just not on CBS
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have a feeling the cut 60 minutes segment will be their most watched, just not on CBS
How much is everybody paying for their Santa subscriptions this year?
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
How much is everybody paying for their Santa subscriptions this year?
I think we need stronger boarders. These kids can't make it halfway through a powder day without a "mellow one" to rest their legs.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think we need stronger boarders. These kids can't make it halfway through a powder day without a "mellow one" to rest their legs.
The Giants, Timbers, and Democrats let me down today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Giants, Timbers, and Democrats let me down today.
Antifa offered me an "ordinary" stick of gum. Much to my chagrin it was anything but ordinary.
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Antifa offered me an "ordinary" stick of gum. Much to my chagrin it was anything but ordinary.
The Mariners now have the privilege of getting swept by the Blue Jays
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The Mariners now have the privilege of getting swept by the Blue Jays
I know there are bigger problems right now but how is this not a category?
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know there are bigger problems right now but how is this not a category?
The economy around AI feels like that episode of Beavis and Butt-Head where they trade the same dollar back and forth for candy bars
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The economy around AI feels like that episode of Beavis and Butt-Head where they trade the same dollar back and forth for candy bars
No I didn't read the article in the San Diego Tribune: I'm off socal media.
May 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
No I didn't read the article in the San Diego Tribune: I'm off socal media.
Let's elect an atheist Pope. Need to hear both sides.
April 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Let's elect an atheist Pope. Need to hear both sides.
Scientists have found the key to a long life: missing or inaccurate birth records.
February 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Scientists have found the key to a long life: missing or inaccurate birth records.
Can't wait for a generic uncontroversial "be nice to each other" commercial
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Can't wait for a generic uncontroversial "be nice to each other" commercial
Why are people pretending like white men can't be incompetent? Have you worked anywhere before?
February 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why are people pretending like white men can't be incompetent? Have you worked anywhere before?
Putting French mustard on KFC and calling it Dijon Sanders
January 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Putting French mustard on KFC and calling it Dijon Sanders
The movies are too long
January 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The movies are too long
Fosse? The one who taught all the gorillas choreography?
January 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fosse? The one who taught all the gorillas choreography?
If the administration isn't going to distance themselves over elon's gestures, it tells me all I need to know about their beliefs.
January 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If the administration isn't going to distance themselves over elon's gestures, it tells me all I need to know about their beliefs.
"I carried to my lips a spoonful of the tea in which I had let soften a bit of Doritos™"
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"I carried to my lips a spoonful of the tea in which I had let soften a bit of Doritos™"
The 1960s were the golden age of songs about weird people around town.
January 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The 1960s were the golden age of songs about weird people around town.
I can never get my mouth around the toothpicks in a club sandwich
December 31, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I can never get my mouth around the toothpicks in a club sandwich
Guest on The Fuck Shit Piss Podcast: ...Can I swear on here?
December 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Guest on The Fuck Shit Piss Podcast: ...Can I swear on here?
Jurassic Park was such a good movie they named an NBA team after one of the characters.
December 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Jurassic Park was such a good movie they named an NBA team after one of the characters.
Please rise and remove your caps as the Samsung washing machine performs its little jingle.
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Please rise and remove your caps as the Samsung washing machine performs its little jingle.
For the price of a Cybertruck you can buy a 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish and not look like a big dummy.
December 4, 2024 at 6:05 AM
For the price of a Cybertruck you can buy a 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish and not look like a big dummy.